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  1. Submit Your Engrish 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)

    Engrish.com loves to receive new Engrish. Submitting your Engrish has never been easier! No pesky rules - just a couple of quick guidelines:

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  2. Disclaimer 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)

    Engrish is Real

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    No Offense Meant - Really!

    Among the thousands of emails received by Engrish.com, there have been about one or two that have questioned the political correctness of the site. Obviously everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but I think that it is important to state here that Engrish.com was produced for entertainment purposes only - not to offend a particular race, people, or society. Anyone who has lived in Japan for an extended amount of time will tell you that Japanese corporations come up with some interesting and oftentimes funny English. The webmaster of this site lived in Japan for over 10 years and loves the people and culture. If anyone can point out anything in the site that is blatantly racist or otherwise uncool (and I agree with you), I will happily change the content of the site.

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  3. I love all the Neaputs gang… 38 votes, average: 4.97 out of 538 votes, average: 4.97 out of 538 votes, average: 4.97 out of 538 votes, average: 4.97 out of 538 votes, average: 4.97 out of 5 (4.97 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Matt Ka. Shirt spotted in China. 

  4. We share everything… 25 votes, average: 4.96 out of 525 votes, average: 4.96 out of 525 votes, average: 4.96 out of 525 votes, average: 4.96 out of 525 votes, average: 4.96 out of 5 (4.96 out of 5)

    I bought it at Bed, Body Parts & Beyond…

    Photo courtesy of Loki. Hoodie spotted in Japan. 

  5. Anyone can clean… 56 votes, average: 4.93 out of 556 votes, average: 4.93 out of 556 votes, average: 4.93 out of 556 votes, average: 4.93 out of 556 votes, average: 4.93 out of 5 (4.93 out of 5)

    My idiot brother uses these...

    Photo courtesy of Roger S.

  6. And yet we keep selling them… 71 votes, average: 4.92 out of 571 votes, average: 4.92 out of 571 votes, average: 4.92 out of 571 votes, average: 4.92 out of 571 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5 (4.92 out of 5)

    Goes well with the crap you just bought…

    Photo courtesy of Tom G. Found in China. 

  7. I blame the roosters… 59 votes, average: 4.92 out of 559 votes, average: 4.92 out of 559 votes, average: 4.92 out of 559 votes, average: 4.92 out of 559 votes, average: 4.92 out of 5 (4.92 out of 5)

    Actually, I prefer slutty chicks…

    Photo courtesy of J.R.

  8. We’re dog people… 35 votes, average: 4.91 out of 535 votes, average: 4.91 out of 535 votes, average: 4.91 out of 535 votes, average: 4.91 out of 535 votes, average: 4.91 out of 5 (4.91 out of 5)

    First off, have you ever seen a cat use soap?

    Photo courtesy of Seth Williams.  Spotted in China. 

  9. Spiritual battle rages on in my colon… 31 votes, average: 4.90 out of 531 votes, average: 4.90 out of 531 votes, average: 4.90 out of 531 votes, average: 4.90 out of 531 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5 (4.90 out of 5)

    The righteous man eateth and vomiteth not.

    Photo courtesy of Bruce Hidaka-Gordon. Shirt found in Okinawa, Japan. 

  10. Instead, just let him do the work… 29 votes, average: 4.90 out of 529 votes, average: 4.90 out of 529 votes, average: 4.90 out of 529 votes, average: 4.90 out of 529 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5 (4.90 out of 5)

    Sign found in Japan. Photo courtesy of Chris Moore.

  11. Better than Zoloft! 29 votes, average: 4.90 out of 529 votes, average: 4.90 out of 529 votes, average: 4.90 out of 529 votes, average: 4.90 out of 529 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5 (4.90 out of 5)

    Maybe drive away those kids…

    Photo courtesy of Daniel Clark. T-shirt found in Tokyo. 

  12. We bought the anger management accessory… 28 votes, average: 4.89 out of 528 votes, average: 4.89 out of 528 votes, average: 4.89 out of 528 votes, average: 4.89 out of 528 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5 (4.89 out of 5)

    Comes with restraining order!

    Photo courtesy of Dave Cornelius.  Toy imported from China. 

  13. Set your gamemode to MANNERS… 28 votes, average: 4.89 out of 528 votes, average: 4.89 out of 528 votes, average: 4.89 out of 528 votes, average: 4.89 out of 528 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5 (4.89 out of 5)

    You are now allowed to NOT SMOKE…

    Photo courtesy of Cameron T. Spotted in Tokyo, Japan. 

  14. Thank goodness I’m stuck in the past… 49 votes, average: 4.88 out of 549 votes, average: 4.88 out of 549 votes, average: 4.88 out of 549 votes, average: 4.88 out of 549 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5 (4.88 out of 5)

    Stay here. Now.

     

    Photo courtesy of E.D. Spotted in Japan. 

  15. Hi! How’s your weekend? 32 votes, average: 4.88 out of 532 votes, average: 4.88 out of 532 votes, average: 4.88 out of 532 votes, average: 4.88 out of 532 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5 (4.88 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Simon JH. T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.

  16. Do not drown without a buddy! 32 votes, average: 4.88 out of 532 votes, average: 4.88 out of 532 votes, average: 4.88 out of 532 votes, average: 4.88 out of 532 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5 (4.88 out of 5)

    Accidents can and should happen…

    Photo courtesy of Marnix R. Found in China. 

  17. Can’t trust feet! 24 votes, average: 4.88 out of 524 votes, average: 4.88 out of 524 votes, average: 4.88 out of 524 votes, average: 4.88 out of 524 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5 (4.88 out of 5)

    He does only yourself...

    Photo courtesy of Miyuki & Julien. T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

  18. I was conceived in a head-on collision. 204 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5204 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5204 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5204 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5204 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5 (4.86 out of 5)

    I had an accident 18 years ago, now I have to pay for its college.

    Photo courtesy of Michael T. Spotted in India. 

  19. I can hold your wallet for you… 35 votes, average: 4.86 out of 535 votes, average: 4.86 out of 535 votes, average: 4.86 out of 535 votes, average: 4.86 out of 535 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5 (4.86 out of 5)

    Do you need me to read you the menu?

    Photo courtesy of Gregor. Found in Kanazawa, Japan.

  20. An exit is not recommended… 21 votes, average: 4.86 out of 521 votes, average: 4.86 out of 521 votes, average: 4.86 out of 521 votes, average: 4.86 out of 521 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5 (4.86 out of 5)

    We try to negotiate with all doors…

    Photo courtesy of Marten M. Spotted in Japan. 

  21. Watch your step… 47 votes, average: 4.85 out of 547 votes, average: 4.85 out of 547 votes, average: 4.85 out of 547 votes, average: 4.85 out of 547 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5 (4.85 out of 5)

    Am I too late?

    Photo courtesy of John Griffiths. Spotted in Japan.

  22. To our nutizens… 27 votes, average: 4.85 out of 527 votes, average: 4.85 out of 527 votes, average: 4.85 out of 527 votes, average: 4.85 out of 527 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5 (4.85 out of 5)

    You seem a little testes…

    Photo courtesy of Markus B. Found on shorts made in China (found in Poland). 

  23. They’re a crack team… 26 votes, average: 4.85 out of 526 votes, average: 4.85 out of 526 votes, average: 4.85 out of 526 votes, average: 4.85 out of 526 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5 (4.85 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of HY. Spotted in Japan. 

  24. What could me more natural? 25 votes, average: 4.84 out of 525 votes, average: 4.84 out of 525 votes, average: 4.84 out of 525 votes, average: 4.84 out of 525 votes, average: 4.84 out of 5 (4.84 out of 5)

    Don’t say you haven’t tried it before…

    Photo courtesy of John Hawkins. Spotted in Japan. 

  25. Hotel menu from Saudi Arabia 248 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5248 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5248 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5248 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5248 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of John Whitney Pettit. From a hotel in Saudi Arabia. 

  26. Employee complaints are down. 157 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5157 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5157 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5157 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5157 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)

    Now Hiring

    Photo courtesy of Dennis S. Spotted in Japan. 

  27. Don’t be forgetfully… 30 votes, average: 4.83 out of 530 votes, average: 4.83 out of 530 votes, average: 4.83 out of 530 votes, average: 4.83 out of 530 votes, average: 4.83 out of 5 (4.83 out of 5)

    Careful, or he’ll treat you like 3-month-old luggage…

    Photo courtesy of Al Lambert.  Hotel info spotted in China. 

  28. I’m running out of places where I can dumb. 195 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5195 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5195 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5195 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5195 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    If you can read this you're halfway there...

    Photo courtesy of Glenn Havinoviski. Found in Japan (meant to say "do not dump here").

  29. 404 Barber not found. 170 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5170 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5170 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5170 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5170 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    Are you sure you wish to exit salon?

    Photo courtesy of Sarah Z. Found in China.

  30. Now I’m hungry. 144 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5144 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5144 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5144 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5144 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Joseph T. Found in Beijing restaurant.

  31. It’s stranger than fiction. 129 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5129 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5129 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5129 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5129 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    You can’t handle it...

    Photo courtesy of Jaume Ros.  Found in Datong, China. 

  32. Oh what a feeling… 51 votes, average: 4.82 out of 551 votes, average: 4.82 out of 551 votes, average: 4.82 out of 551 votes, average: 4.82 out of 551 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Kainan J. 

  33. Your safety is my danger… 38 votes, average: 4.82 out of 538 votes, average: 4.82 out of 538 votes, average: 4.82 out of 538 votes, average: 4.82 out of 538 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    Most accidents happen when you’re safe…

    Photo courtesy of Warren R. Spotted in Japan. 

  34. I think I speak for all gows when I say snooze it… 33 votes, average: 4.82 out of 533 votes, average: 4.82 out of 533 votes, average: 4.82 out of 533 votes, average: 4.82 out of 533 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Thomas Westbrook. T-shirt spotted in Taiwan. 

  35. They wrote this too tast… 28 votes, average: 4.82 out of 528 votes, average: 4.82 out of 528 votes, average: 4.82 out of 528 votes, average: 4.82 out of 528 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Stephan Stewart. Van spotted in Japan. 

  36. Sliping under the influence… 22 votes, average: 4.82 out of 522 votes, average: 4.82 out of 522 votes, average: 4.82 out of 522 votes, average: 4.82 out of 522 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5 (4.82 out of 5)

    Slipery when drunk…

    Photo courtesy of Laura K. Found in China. 

  37. i’m bubble tea 1,856 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,856 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,856 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,856 votes, average: 4.81 out of 51,856 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5 (4.81 out of 5)

    Do you kiss your mom with that straw?

    Photo from Tr3v0r via Reddit (used with permission). Found in Thailand.  

  38. One day a year he’s not so bad… 54 votes, average: 4.81 out of 554 votes, average: 4.81 out of 554 votes, average: 4.81 out of 554 votes, average: 4.81 out of 554 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5 (4.81 out of 5)

    I’m betting it’s not a Bible…

    Photo courtesy of JR.

  39. Always happens in daytmie… 25 votes, average: 4.80 out of 525 votes, average: 4.80 out of 525 votes, average: 4.80 out of 525 votes, average: 4.80 out of 525 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5 (4.80 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Jacob Maxwell. Sweatshirt spotted in Japan. 

  40. No injuries without permission… 20 votes, average: 4.80 out of 520 votes, average: 4.80 out of 520 votes, average: 4.80 out of 520 votes, average: 4.80 out of 520 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5 (4.80 out of 5)

    Please hurt yourself in an organized manner…

    Photo courtesy of Janet J. Spotted in China. 

  41. If the flames don’t get ya, the explosions will… 4,119 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,119 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,119 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,119 votes, average: 4.79 out of 54,119 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Fight fire with fire!

     

    Photo courtesy of Nick Cunningham.

    Found in China. 

  42. Then say someone made you do it… 2,345 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,345 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,345 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,345 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,345 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Make it look like an accident...

     

    Photo courtesy of 'Yangyang'. Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

  43. Diarrhoea 2,257 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,257 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,257 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,257 votes, average: 4.79 out of 52,257 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Jude Simmonds. Found in Japanese women's magazine.

  44. The fish suck anyway… 426 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5426 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen. Menu spotted in Yangshuo, China.

  45. By Order 391 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5391 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5391 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5391 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5391 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    eating-carpet-prohibited

    Photo courtesy of ХАТТОРИ Кэихо. Found in India.

  46. Grow hands in designated areas only. 168 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5168 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5168 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5168 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5168 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    grow-hand-in-a-fence

    Grow your hands to yourself.

    Photo courtesy of Michael Morefield. Found at an aquarium in Japan. 

  47. Because a whole child would be insane… 42 votes, average: 4.79 out of 542 votes, average: 4.79 out of 542 votes, average: 4.79 out of 542 votes, average: 4.79 out of 542 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Save some for later!

    Photo courtesy of Boris V. Menu from Vietnamese restaurant.

  48. This is gonna hurt me, Fido, more that it hurts you… 33 votes, average: 4.79 out of 533 votes, average: 4.79 out of 533 votes, average: 4.79 out of 533 votes, average: 4.79 out of 533 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    It’s a Great Dane and I’m constipated…

    Photo courtesy of Klavs Ejsing. Spotted in Korea.

  49. Your accident is important to us… 28 votes, average: 4.79 out of 528 votes, average: 4.79 out of 528 votes, average: 4.79 out of 528 votes, average: 4.79 out of 528 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Only you can prevent safety...

    Photo courtesy of Steve Platt. Found in China. 

  50. In 3 weeks it will be a good haircut… 24 votes, average: 4.79 out of 524 votes, average: 4.79 out of 524 votes, average: 4.79 out of 524 votes, average: 4.79 out of 524 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5 (4.79 out of 5)

    Wait, this isn’t a mud pack!

    Photo courtesy of John Hawkins. Spotted in Japan. 

  51. I always wondered where the Grinch lived… 5,792 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,792 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,792 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,792 votes, average: 4.78 out of 55,792 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    And have a nice day...

    Sign found in Malaysia.

  52. They gotta do something about their chickens… 2,364 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,364 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,364 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,364 votes, average: 4.78 out of 52,364 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of Kimi Farley. Chinese menu.  

  53. Instructions for the tourist… 1,918 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,918 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,918 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,918 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,918 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Alison Honey. Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.

  54. Blendy 1,527 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,527 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,527 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,527 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,527 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Someone call Social Services!

    Photo courtesy of Cindy Carl.

  55. I blame myself… 1,496 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,496 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,496 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,496 votes, average: 4.78 out of 51,496 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    I don't know where we went wrong...

    Photo courtesy of Matt Groth. Found at Asian supermarket in Sydney, Australia.

  56. Cafeteria Sign 895 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5895 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5895 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5895 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5895 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    I give my life and my company, but

    they just keep demanding more...

     

    Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.

    Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.

  57. Looks legit… 728 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5728 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5728 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5728 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5728 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of E.F. Notebook found in China.

  58. Please check pockets for children 429 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5429 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5429 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5429 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5429 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Do not iron children under 12

    Photo courtesy of D.S.

  59. Look, stuff happens! 259 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5259 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5259 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5259 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5259 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    one-man-die-i-dont-know

    Photo courtesy of Dave G. Found in Gangwon Province, S. Korea.

  60. Crab for all situations 256 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5256 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5256 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5256 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5256 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    crab-cooks-whore-dust

    Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson. Found in Thailand.

  61. Coke will have that effect on you… 253 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5253 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5253 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5253 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5253 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    pee-soon

    Photo courtesy of Jet Fraer. Found on Koh Samui, Thailand. 

  62. I’m not looking forward to this. 224 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5224 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5224 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5224 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5224 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    various-types-of-dread

    Photo courtesy of James Bourne. Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

  63. This may be just my opinion… 202 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5202 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    think-of-cakes

    Cakes are my safe place.

    Photo courtesy of Kevin Kelm. Found in China.

  64. When they start walking… 179 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5179 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5179 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5179 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5179 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    So tender...

    Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg. Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey). 

  65. I’ll have what she’s having… 177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5177 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of BB. Found in Thailand. 

  66. One major slip, and… 131 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5131 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5131 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5131 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5131 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of R.W. Spotted in Hong Kong.

  67. Knowledge doesn’t leave much to the imagination… 125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5125 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Yici He. T-shirt found in Beijing.

  68. Sometimes we wish you were someone else… 101 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5101 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5101 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5101 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5101 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5 (4.78 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Graeme Hayes. Spotted in Saudi Arabia. 

  69. It’s around here somewhere… 2,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,236 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Eric Stephens. Found while on a hike in China.

  70. Be careful what you pick up… 2,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 52,106 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    No really honey, I picked it up at the store...

    Photo courtesy of Christopher Lees. Found in a Riyadh Supermarket.

  71. You’ll block traffic 1,899 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,899 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,899 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,899 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,899 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Those committing suicide will be severely punished...

    Photo courtesy of "KK @_@". Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

  72. Manicure Set 1,812 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,812 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,812 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,812 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,812 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Kay Streubel.

  73. Having a party tonight! 1,697 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,697 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,697 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,697 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,697 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Let's voting!

       

    Photo courtesy of Miguel A L Esquivel. Seen on election banner in Konomiya, Aichi-ken. Originally posted 2008.1.8. 

  74. Thank you stayed here. 1,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,656 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

     

    Photo courtesy of Eric Martins. Found posted on bathroom door at Japan hotel. 

  75. Hey, you gotta do your part… 1,593 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,593 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,593 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,593 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,593 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...

    Photo courtesy of John V. Found in Shanghai, China.

  76. Which way to the normal doctor? 1,389 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,389 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,389 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,389 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,389 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Mrs. Jones, the biopsy revealed malignant tissue. We're going to have to microwave and melt.

    Photo courtesy of Frank Wang. Found at hospital in Xin Jiang, China.

  77. That sign is definitely in English 1,233 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,233 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,233 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,233 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,233 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Kent O. Found at the Shanghai Zoo.  

  78. No pissing… 1,185 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,185 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,185 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,185 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,185 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Mike Pierre. Found in an elevator in Roppongi, Tokyo. Japanese reads: "Urinating here is prohibited. A security camera is recording."

  79. Sorry, I mangled my rpp,faco;otoes.of! 1,143 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,143 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,143 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,143 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,143 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    The guests really enjoy our exquisity bustibles...

     

    Photo courtesy of Dave Chadwick. Found in China hotel room. 

  80. Oh, I’m beyond pissed! 1,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 51,026 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Tammy Sawyer. Found in Korea.

  81. Not even if it starts begging you… 980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5980 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Ray Purdy. Bathroom sign found at National Taiwan University.

  82. Even the dog is hot… 852 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5852 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5852 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5852 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5852 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Sam Carter. Found at restaurant in Beijing, China.

  83. They lose it anyway 823 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5823 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5823 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5823 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5823 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Karyn Adams.

    Found in Hanoi, Vietnam.

  84. Wipe slo-o-owly… 774 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5774 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5774 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5774 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5774 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    You'll frighten the urinals...

    Photo courtesy of Kassidy Clark. Toilet sign found in Shanghai, China.

  85. Cute Curry 700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5700 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    This is quite different than the 100% cheerful curry

    using mild Japanese apples and

    cute hamsters I am used to...

     

    Photo courtesy of Killane.

  86. In Soviet Russia… 690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5690 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of  Михаил Исмаилов. Menu found in Russia.

  87. I have a dream 644 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5644 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5644 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5644 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5644 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Mike Dubois. Sign spotted in China.

  88. Rubbish 630 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5630 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5630 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5630 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5630 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    In the name of the Lord, I cast thee into the trash...  

    Photo courtesy of Iain Inglis.

    Sign found in Wuhan, China. 

  89. I just wanted to swim… 622 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5622 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5622 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5622 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5622 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of H. Foster. Found in Thailand.

  90. Miss Urine Tester USA 590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5590 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Everyone had a good time at the Miss Urine Tester pageant...  

    Photo courtesy of Steven Swenson.

  91. If you’re happy and you know it,… 585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5585 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of methshin.  Spotted at Golden Temple in Kyoto, Japan.

  92. Passive Aggressive Engrish 553 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5553 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5553 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5553 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5553 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Or we wont supply you with the antidote...

    Photo courtesy of Juan Igualada. Found in a restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

  93. Picking up bad habits from the Germans… 520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5520 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Carl Grice. Found at hotel in China. 

  94. You had me at miscellaneous… 427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5427 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Photo courtesy of Melissa Pocek. Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

  95. English textbook from China 423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5423 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    Leirn Eingsh today!

    Photo courtesy of Nicholas Fung. English textbook from China. 

  96. You want lives? We got lives 382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5382 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    I swear we don't want to drink your blood!

    Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts. Found in China. 

  97. Meal pattern baldness 344 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5344 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5344 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5344 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5344 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    menu

    Photo courtesy of Laszlo Wagner. Menu from Pingyao, China.

  98. Sick of all these whores tramping around… 268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    no-whores

    Photo courtesy of Jacques Saph. Found in Finland. 

  99. Can you fix this curtain, too? 268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5268 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    lampshade-is-broken

    Well...I'll be a snake-head fish uncle!

    Photo courtesy of Robert Neal. Menu found in Thailand. 

  100. Please riconsider… 252 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5252 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5252 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5252 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5252 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5 (4.77 out of 5)

    for-hang-yourself

    Adjust the noose and hang the whole family!

    Photo courtesy of Stacy Johnson. Hanger accessory found in Japan. 

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