Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Sonofabitch is dead…

posted on 20 Apr 2026 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

You want him buried or not?

Photo courtesy of CJ Louth.
Found in Malaysia. 

 

 

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Well, that clears it up…

posted on 14 Apr 2026 in Signs

Right next to there…

Photo courtesy of Chris Nicholis.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Fill it to my rim, I mean brim…

posted on 10 Apr 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Hey sugarlips, refill?

Photo courtesy of Chad Weirick.
Spotted in China. 

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Can you spare?

posted on 9 Apr 2026 in Signs

My friend in the gutter…

Photo courtesy of CFN.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Artificial colors added for enhanced ADHD…

posted on 6 Apr 2026 in Signs

Ow. I felt that in my pancreas…

Photo courtesy of T.B.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Stop have the fun…

posted on 30 Mar 2026 in Signs

Look, the rabbits don’t swim in your pool…

Photo courtesy of Bob Hinch.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Please ride something…

posted on 26 Mar 2026 in Signs

Please don’t keep walking…

Photo courtesy of B. Abolins.
Spotted in Tokyo. 

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Smile or not, I’m yanking all the dandelions…

posted on 25 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Also you ate too many mushrooms…

Photo courtesy of Brendan.
Spotted in China. 

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The dawage is done…

posted on 24 Mar 2026 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

I got hyperteusion from having chirdren. That’s why I drink olcohol…

Photo courtesy of B.Z.
Spotted in China. 

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Hey buddy, got a qualter?

posted on 19 Mar 2026 in Signs

My call was brocked…

Photo courtesy of Bob Hinch.
Spotted in Japan. 

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