Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Create a need, fill a need…

posted on 16 Jul 2026 in Buildings, Signs

I’ll have some pie and then I’ll need a filling…

Photo courtesy of Jim Fenton.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Fake veal? Che cosa!

posted on 15 Jul 2026 in Menus, Signs

The prosciutto is really antisciutto…

Photo courtesy of Jesse Morin.

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The devil made me do it…

posted on 13 Jul 2026 in Signs

Cleanliness is no longer exclusive to godliness…

Photo courtesy of T. Tramade.

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I’ll be light there!

posted on 9 Jul 2026 in Menus, Signs

Photo courtesy of J. Kelly.
Spotted in Japan. 

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The view inspiration…

posted on 7 Jul 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

I don’t even have the energy to climb a small hillary…

Photo courtesy of H. Dunka.
Spotted in China. 

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Mostly spiders and snakes…

posted on 6 Jul 2026 in Buildings, Chinglish, Signs

We don’t believe every dog is a good boy…

Photo courtesy of Gray Safford.
Spotted in China. 

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Suddenness will eventually catch up to you…

posted on 3 Jul 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

He f*cked around and bear duty…

Photo courtesy of Gord Campbell.
Spotted in China. 

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Smarp noshers know best…

posted on 2 Jul 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Please, you don’t look smarp when you slobber…

Photo courtesy of Gray Safford.
Spotted in China. 

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Got vomit?

posted on 30 Jun 2026 in Signs

We’re tired of people handling it themselves…

Photo copyright Engrish.com.
Spotted in Yokohama, Japan. 

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It’s the Three Taxi Problem…

posted on 29 Jun 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

It actually cost less…

Photo courtesy of Frank Chung.
Spotted in China. 

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