Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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It’s a long story…

posted on 3 Dec 2022 in Signs

…but I will tell you later.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted in Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan.

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Please direct all complaints to the sink.

posted on 28 Nov 2022 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Scott D.
Bathroom sign spotted in Hong Kong. 

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But not in that order…

posted on 27 Nov 2022 in Signs

I’m gonna need a drink if there are any more poems…

Photo courtesy of CP.
Found in Japan.

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I just need a kidney.

posted on 26 Nov 2022 in Buildings, Signs

Any suggestions on the care and feeding?

Photo courtesy of Chris Nobian.
Found in Okinawa, Japan. 

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Right click for toilet paper.

posted on 25 Nov 2022 in Signs

Wash hands after handling your hard drive…

Spotted in Akibahara, Tokyo. 

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Thank goodness I’m stuck in the past…

posted on 24 Nov 2022 in Signs

Stay here. Now.

 

Photo courtesy of E.D.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Who cares…

posted on 27 Sep 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Russell Howe.
Found in London Chinatown.

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I kid you not…

posted on 7 Sep 2021 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Raf.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan. 

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Begotten, not made…

posted on 3 Sep 2021 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Kidder.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Sure, since 7 o’clock make coffee…

posted on 1 Sep 2021 in Signs

Resist. It is not sorry…

Photo courtesy of Raf. 

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