Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Did I leave my flush drive in the stall?

posted on 27 Aug 2026 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

I only farted. It was a flush in the pan…

Photo courtesy of Leander K.
Spotted in China. 

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Wash hands after flashing…

posted on 25 Aug 2026 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Laurel.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Don’t tell summer you’re my favorite…

posted on 24 Aug 2026 in Signs

Is there nothing you can’t fix with pumpkin spice?

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
Spotted in Kyoto, Japan. 

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I’m amazed I have to say this…

posted on 18 Aug 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Oh, next you’re gonna say sidewalk isn’t toilet…

Photo courtesy of Ken Marshall.
Spotted in China.

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Everything I do is omnivorously…

posted on 5 Aug 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Environment washes right off…

Photo courtesy of Joseph Morris.
Spotted in China. 

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Good effort. Bad pizza.

posted on 28 Jul 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

You have no idea how hard these toppings are…

Photo courtesy of John.
Spotted in China. 

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When every child is important, no child is important…

posted on 23 Jul 2026 in Signs

Photo courtesy of J. Nitchell.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Create a need, fill a need…

posted on 16 Jul 2026 in Buildings, Signs

I’ll have some pie and then I’ll need a filling…

Photo courtesy of Jim Fenton.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Fake veal? Che cosa!

posted on 15 Jul 2026 in Menus, Signs

The prosciutto is really antisciutto…

Photo courtesy of Jesse Morin.

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The devil made me do it…

posted on 13 Jul 2026 in Signs

Cleanliness is no longer exclusive to godliness…

Photo courtesy of T. Tramade.

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