Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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If you’re on fire, wait for further instructions…
It takes a lot more than being on fire to make me panic…
Photo courtesy of Bruce C.
Spotted at hotel in China.
Don’t be forgetfully…
Careful, or he’ll treat you like 3-month-old luggage…
Photo courtesy of Al Lambert.
Hotel info spotted in China.
We’re trying to address the sudden influx of thick staffs…
posted on 10 Feb 2024 in Instructions
Thanks, Dr Mengele…
I’ll be needing my skin back…
Photo courtesy of Patricia Yarrow, Tokyo.
Spotted at a changing room in a sports store.
Yes of course you’re allowed to not smoke…
posted on 27 Jul 2023 in Instructions
I would buy if the store was on…
Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found at an Internet Cafe in Tokyo.
I was forbid the short circuit, and Bang…
Time and tide defend no man…
Photo courtesy of Robert O.
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