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Why wait? Fly on a cheap airline and have your luggage treated as crap NOW!
Some luggage turns to crap in three months.
What if the insurance box doesn’t take luggage.
So, I carefully deposited some valuable crap in the insurance box, and now I have to wait three months to get it back ?
Confusing this…you want to collect a cash deposit but at the same time you tell me I cannot enclose cash in my deposit ?
Seems like an invitation to take a big dump in their storage box. If they expect it to be crap anyway…
NOTE: Samsonite® luggage taken as a direct threat AND a staff challenge match.
A keen fisherman stayed here once. They treated his luggage as carp.
Forgot that this is Chinglish…they are offering treatment for the clap ! How considerate !