December 6th, 2022

He’s a 9, but a 10 with soup.

I feel so cheap…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber. Spotted at Thai restaurant in Tokyo.  "Men" means noodles in Japanese.

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December 5th, 2022

Not today, Satan…

Photo courtesy of T.D.

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December 4th, 2022

Will he ever catch that moose?

Photo courtesy of Brian Buchmeier. Found at second hand store in Tokyo.

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December 3rd, 2022

It’s a long story…

…but I will tell you later.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber. Spotted in Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan.

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December 2nd, 2022

Tell me your pharmacist doesn’t respect you without telling me…

Did you take your meds, bitch?

Photo courtesy of Reggie H.

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December 1st, 2022

I feel I can trust Light Gary…

Gary always had a dark side…

   
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November 30th, 2022

Sensitive bleasts…

Photo courtesy of Francesca Waterkeyn. Hentai doujinshi  (unauthorized) of Tifa from Final Fantasy VII.

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November 29th, 2022

And yet we keep selling them…

Goes well with the crap you just bought…

Photo courtesy of Tom G. Found in China. 

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November 28th, 2022

Please direct all complaints to the sink.

Photo courtesy of Scott D. Bathroom sign spotted in Hong Kong. 

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November 27th, 2022

But not in that order…

I’m gonna need a drink if there are any more poems...

Photo courtesy of CP. Found in Japan.

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