Hi! How’s your weekend?

Who the Dolphin or the Seal.

Gangrene Dolphins.

But life’s like a box of chocolates.

So that’s a bottle of embalming fluid you’re holding?

Contains, Alcohol, Formaldehyde, and water.

A lot of ladies are, once you get inside.

“Inside every fat man there’s a thin one trying to get out.”
Obviously, some of them never make it.

Happy sun, depressive dolphin.

He’s tough on the outside, but he has a heart of stone.

My outside’s not smelling so good either.

My endolphins also unalive.

You can’t judge a Book of the Dead by its cover.

They cut off the top of the photo so we can’t see his MAGA hat.

This was done on porpoise, and received a seal of approval.