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Japanese toys have an international following and are renowned for their quality – some for their Engrish.

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We bought the anger management accessory…

posted on 22 Apr 2024 in Chinglish, Toys

Comes with restraining order!

Photo courtesy of Dave Cornelius. 
Toy imported from China. 

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Babs, get a hold of yourself…

posted on 10 Nov 2023 in Containers, Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Bugs isn’t calling you back, move on.

Photo courtesy of Leigh MacArthur.
Toy case found in Korea. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (29 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)
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He’s never gonna grow up…

posted on 26 Oct 2023 in Chinglish, Toys

He may be immature but he’s safety conscious…

Photo courtesy of Josh Hellon.
Toy made in China. 

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Please shoot nicely…

posted on 13 Sep 2023 in Toys

The niceties of war keep me going…

Photo courtesy Frank C.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (24 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Morale was high until the water landing… 

posted on 30 May 2023 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Amir A.
Toy found in Malaysia. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (25 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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I TOLD you farming wasn’t real…

posted on 25 Mar 2023 in Chinglish, Toys

No fairy-farms, no ice cream. Simple as that.

 

Photo courtesy of Gary C.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (19 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
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Repunt!

posted on 25 Dec 2022 in Toys

Secret’s out…his elves only read and write at a third-grade level.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Spruce.
Originally posted in 2010.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (332 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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New learner’s permit for 5 year olds lose of life…

posted on 29 Jul 2021 in Chinglish, Toys

Which button make of stop?

Photo courtesy of Neil McLeod.
Toy made in China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (56 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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We saved by hiring children designers…

posted on 10 Jun 2021 in Chinglish, Toys

After a few days, infinite pleasure ain’t that great…

Photo courtesy of Jeremy Cooley.
Toy made in China. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (47 votes, average: 3.21 out of 5)
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Get it while it’s still new fangled…

posted on 5 Apr 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Mills.
Spotted in Korea. 

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (60 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
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