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Please shoot nicely…

posted on 13 Sep 2023 in Toys

The niceties of war keep me going…

Photo courtesy Frank C.

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Morale was high until the water landing… 

posted on 30 May 2023 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Amir A.
Toy found in Malaysia. 

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I TOLD you farming wasn’t real…

posted on 25 Mar 2023 in Chinglish, Toys

No fairy-farms, no ice cream. Simple as that.

 

Photo courtesy of Gary C.

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Repunt!

posted on 25 Dec 2022 in Toys

Secret’s out…his elves only read and write at a third-grade level.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Spruce.
Originally posted in 2010.

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New learner’s permit for 5 year olds lose of life…

posted on 29 Jul 2021 in Chinglish, Toys

Which button make of stop?

Photo courtesy of Neil McLeod.
Toy made in China.

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We saved by hiring children designers…

posted on 10 Jun 2021 in Chinglish, Toys

After a few days, infinite pleasure ain’t that great…

Photo courtesy of Jeremy Cooley.
Toy made in China. 

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Get it while it’s still new fangled…

posted on 5 Apr 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Mills.
Spotted in Korea. 

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After throw ball, run.

posted on 26 Jan 2021 in Chinglish, Instructions, Toys

Doesn’t burn in a fire… any other way to kill it?

Photo courtesy of S.G.
Found on an old package that contained balls with real gunpowder inside.

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Yeah, because I take magnetic balls everywhere…

posted on 2 Oct 2020 in Instructions, Toys

It’s also very danger to leave on floor.

Photo courtesy of Doyle.
Instructions from little magnet balls. 

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I lobe this!

posted on 27 Jul 2020 in Toys

I’ll habe 2, please

Photo courtesy of Stuart Byrne.
Shaved ice machine from Japan. 

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