Better than Zoloft!

At last, a cure for cancer.

The bread is extra.

It doesn’t seem like the designer of this shirt drank that coffee.

Coffee so deep that it gets cold while you’re trying to understand it.

Maybe it would stop someone suffering from pica wanting to eat the cup, then.

I wish this coffee was real so we could supply it to people who support Trump – because that’s the most absurd illness I know of!

In my universe a deep coffee and driving off only cures the absurd illness of my wifes nagging.

Made in order. To your specifications.

Coffee so good it helps me drive my 1936 Absurd Illness away from the deep place.

The only spot for miles that has a Vasca Profonda Grande so big, it has cardboard wheels on the cup.

Coffee that drives away pesky kids in grocery carts? Sign me up!

Thank you for Driving O-K Deep. Your absurd illness is important to us. Your coffee will be made in the order in which you hot hot chop chop…

From Deep Drives to Deep Dives, we got your custom-made absurd illness. Completely! ™

“That which does not absurd us makes us stronger. No, wait — The ill ciffee which does not kill us makes us deeper. Um — no, that’s not it.  Aha! That which does not kill us makes us drive stronger!” ― Friedrich Nietzsche, in Rough Drafts of My Absurd Order

Deep Coffee is endorsed by Team Prozac.

[Ah, wonderful — another excellent tee shirt enters the Engrish collection! What sizes?!]