Household Items

Supplies for the home are another source of Engrish – even paper cups are not immune.

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Tell me your pharmacist doesn’t respect you without telling me…

posted on 2 Dec 2022 in Household Items, Toiletries

Did you take your meds, bitch?

Photo courtesy of Reggie H.

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And yet we keep selling them…

posted on 29 Nov 2022 in Chinglish, Household Items, Toiletries

Goes well with the crap you just bought…

Photo courtesy of Tom G.
Found in China. 

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Most silverware is deductible…

posted on 28 Jul 2021 in Bags/Packaging, Household Items

Sounds like a legitimate business expense…

Photo courtesy of Suzi Nyberg.

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Not my tile floors!

posted on 16 Jun 2021 in Household Items, Toiletries

It made it to the pantry!

Photo courtesy of Primal Convoy.
Found in Japan. 

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When we use a flash, we mean flash.

posted on 30 Apr 2021 in Household Items

My photos are all jpeg fires.

Photo courtesy of Sebastian.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Confucius say eat to live, not live to eat.

Too strong—got any Tried as Best We Can salt?

Photo courtesy of Celia Randall.
Found in Malaysia.

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Don’t bend over…

Looks too big.
Photo courtesy of Ramaru.
Found at a Korean market in New Jersey.
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Only power can touch my heart…

posted on 22 Sep 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Household Items

We SHOULD consider housewives!

Photo courtesy of Chris Townsend.

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Send honey or else…

posted on 20 Aug 2020 in Containers, Household Items

No picnic is safe.

Photo courtesy of Eugene Mosier.
Found in Spain – made in China. 

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If emphasis doesn’t work, try twisting it.

posted on 21 Jul 2020 in Household Items

Can’t rake water? Trying the impossible thing? Have emphasis!

Photo courtesy of Genevieve Hilton.
Ice tray package found in Japan. 

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