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Emotional fragility with a side of emphysema

posted on 3 Jul 2025 in Vending Machines

For that gentle cancer…

Photo courtesy of Chris Giffard.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Right now she’s a royal pain…

posted on 26 Jun 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs, Vending Machines

Women aren’t even trying…

Photo courtesy of Brooke Cannon.
Photo booth spotted in Japan. 

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Not just any breaktime…

posted on 15 Mar 2024 in Drinks, Vending Machines

You also get regular breaktime with not so fresh drinking…

Photo courtesy of Alison H.
Found in Japan. 

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Did I mention something good?

Photo courtesy of Lana.
Found on side of vending machine in Korea.

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Drink two if you want to reboot…

posted on 23 Aug 2023 in Vending Machines

I have to clear my cache…

Photo courtesy of Dante L.
Spotted on a vending machine in Tokyo. 

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The only cigarette that outlasts him…

posted on 25 Feb 2023 in Vending Machines

Photo courtesy of Roger T.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Oh, heart enjoys it NOW…

posted on 23 Sep 2020 in Vending Machines

I’m pretty ok with the emphysema, too…
Photo courtesy of Christina Takahashi.
Found on a cigarette vending machine in Japan. 
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Quarity over quanity…

posted on 14 Dec 2018 in Vending Machines

Choose one not feeling better: it will not satisfy.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Brenden Holland.
Found in Japan. 

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This is how it starts…

posted on 12 Sep 2017 in Drinks, Vending Machines

please-take-our-freedom

Spreading democracy one cup at a time.

Photo courtesy of Victoria Lee.
Found in Osaka, Japan. 

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Robot layoffs!

posted on 27 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks, Vending Machines

machine-out-of-work

Will vend for food…

Photo courtesy of Michael Smith.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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