Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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Gee your hair smells delicious…

posted on 14 Feb 2024 in Toiletries

Can double as salad dressing…

Photo courtesy of Stephanie H.C.
Spotted at hotel in Japan. 

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Dude, here chill with some Seisuika

posted on 22 Dec 2023 in Toiletries

Anxiety Disodor…

 

Photo courtesy of DrLex.
Found at a hotel in Yokohama, Japan. 

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Clean and delicious…

posted on 12 Oct 2023 in Chinglish, Household Items, Toiletries

My wife cooks the best cleaning products…

Photo courtesy of Jon Maggio.

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Toilet paper has a hard enough time…

posted on 9 Oct 2023 in Toiletries

Wipe out environmental hazards…

Photo courtesy of Arik Halperin.
Found in Japan. 

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I’ll never leave…

posted on 11 Jul 2023 in Toiletries

You can also poop…

Photo courtesy of Adam Beltz.
Toilet seat cover package from Japan. 

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For the bady-conscious…

posted on 17 Mar 2023 in Toiletries
For lang baths…
Photo courtesy of V.I.
Found in Japan. 
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I’ve never felt cleaner…

posted on 17 Jan 2023 in Toiletries

Guess we didn’t need a toilet after all…

Photo courtesy of Primal Convoy.
Found in Chiba, Japan. 

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Let me stop you right there…

posted on 9 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of John Carroll.
Face mask from China.

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I like shampoo that doesn’t try to be body parts…

posted on 6 Jan 2023 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Tatsuya Sekino.
Shampoo bottle found in Japan. 

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Tell me your pharmacist doesn’t respect you without telling me…

posted on 2 Dec 2022 in Household Items, Toiletries

Did you take your meds, bitch?

Photo courtesy of Reggie H.

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