Toiletries

Tissue, toilet paper, soaps, shampoo, etc. Japan has a million different kinds of toiletries to keep people clean – and amused if you are an Engrish watcher.

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I’ll never leave…

posted on 11 Jul 2023 in Toiletries

You can also poop…

Photo courtesy of Adam Beltz.
Toilet seat cover package from Japan. 

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For the bady-conscious…

posted on 17 Mar 2023 in Toiletries
For lang baths…
Photo courtesy of V.I.
Found in Japan. 
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I’ve never felt cleaner…

posted on 17 Jan 2023 in Toiletries

Guess we didn’t need a toilet after all…

Photo courtesy of Primal Convoy.
Found in Chiba, Japan. 

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Let me stop you right there…

posted on 9 Jan 2023 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of John Carroll.
Face mask from China.

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I like shampoo that doesn’t try to be body parts…

posted on 6 Jan 2023 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Tatsuya Sekino.
Shampoo bottle found in Japan. 

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Tell me your pharmacist doesn’t respect you without telling me…

posted on 2 Dec 2022 in Household Items, Toiletries

Did you take your meds, bitch?

Photo courtesy of Reggie H.

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And yet we keep selling them…

posted on 29 Nov 2022 in Chinglish, Household Items, Toiletries

Goes well with the crap you just bought…

Photo courtesy of Tom G.
Found in China. 

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Let your fingers do the walking…

posted on 13 Sep 2021 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

You’ll know when it’s working…

Photo courtesy of René Fouquet.
Found in Germany. 

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I’ve seen this somewhere before…

posted on 10 Sep 2021 in Bags/Packaging, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Riku.
Found on a mascara package. 

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Not my tile floors!

posted on 16 Jun 2021 in Household Items, Toiletries

It made it to the pantry!

Photo courtesy of Primal Convoy.
Found in Japan. 

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