Cafeteria Sign

Cafeteria Sign

posted on 16 Dec 2002 in Chinglish

I give my life and my company, but

they just keep demanding more…

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.

Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.

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taz
taz
12 years ago

very well organized execution…

don
don
12 years ago

..and give the coroner a tip

CP
CP
12 years ago

I hate those corporations! ……Keeping our tables clean after dying, chairs in position, and what not. I say it’s none of their “business”. Soon the government will be doing the same thing! Oh crap! …..GM

Clair
Clair
12 years ago

The food is SO bad here they must make sure you clean up after dying!

Rawr
Rawr
12 years ago

*angry chinese voice* You die on table? You no clean table? We study necromancy and brin you back to life, then you clean table! Then we take you outside and let you die!

Branes
Branes
11 years ago

This place is FILLED with corporate zombies!!!

Y&U
Y&U
11 years ago

talk about a work-a-rant

the-one-and-only
the-one-and-only
11 years ago

HARAKIRI FOR EXECS 101, MAYBE?

collin
collin
11 years ago

“HEY WAITER!” gimme a gun would ya?

fuzion
fuzion
11 years ago

dang it….my towels gonna get red….

Gerson
Gerson
11 years ago

People do not live long at this cafe eh?

snackycakez
snackycakez
11 years ago

Don’t worry, once I’m dead the chair won’t move an inch.

Henry
10 years ago

Waiter! One big bag for corpse take away please…

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

I’m dying to try this place.

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
10 years ago

Sounds like they got a pretty menial afterlife in the ROC

epicak
epicak
10 years ago

Sorry, I forgot my knife!

Miss Monty
Miss Monty
9 years ago

(Cafeteria worker kicks dead body on the floor)

Cafeteria Worker: Hey, you! Clean up your mess and put your tray away!

catboy676
catboy676
8 years ago

how do i clean the table, IF I’M DEAD?!?!

Cleo
Cleo
2 years ago

I aint being resurrected to clean anything… or to give you my corporation!

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