Marshal Tito was the mayor of Middle Earth?

posted on 10 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Because Elf-labor relations have been strained

Photo courtesy of Bjorn Berg.
Found at Shanghai Art Museum. 

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In accordance with the cinco segundo rule

posted on 9 Apr 2014 in Menus

Let the bodies hit the flour…

Photo courtesy of Stan C. 

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Looking your eyes

posted on 8 Apr 2014 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Jessica Smelser.
Spotted in Egypt (likely imported from China). 

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This office “can” be available.

posted on 7 Apr 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of MN.
Spotted at an airport in Taiwan.

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Scatoscope

posted on 6 Apr 2014 in Toys

Be still my pooping heart…

Photo courtesy of Beth Whales.
Toy stethoscope found in doctor costume set. 

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Tasty as tasting!

posted on 5 Apr 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Come smell our dishes!

Photo courtesy of Derek Baumer.
Menu found in Korea. 

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Because she-male sounded insensitive

posted on 4 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mike Darley.
Chinese says: “Men’s restroom” 
Found in Shandong Province, China. 

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Brought to you by the makers of Sporks

posted on 3 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Do you have a little goys and birls room?

Photo courtesy of Mike Darley.
Chinese says: “women’s restroom”
Found in Shandong Province, China. 

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Bees in the trees

posted on 2 Apr 2014 in Signs

If they sting, they’ll get a roughly

Photo courtesy of Terry Hastings.
Found in a Tokyo park. 

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Doesn’t sound kosher…

posted on 1 Apr 2014 in Signs

Did that bagel just proposition me?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Hewitt.
Found in Jiyugaoka, Tokyo. 

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