In accordance with the cinco segundo rule

In accordance with the cinco segundo rule

posted on 9 Apr 2014 in Menus

Let the bodies hit the flour…

Photo courtesy of Stan C. 

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SF
SF
10 years ago

For the ceiling tortilla, here is the ladder.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

No, you can’t have one on the house.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Floor Tequila is something I know a little about.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Only the best scrapings

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Do you want those inside or out

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The cook is drunk.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Underlay, underlay!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Floor tortilla is better than pavement pizza.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Is the Tamale dish inspired by Memale?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

You can order a complementary dish of Porn Tortillas when you asked for the Floor tortillas with hot sauce.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Made from fresh ground corn.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Slippery when fresh

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– A 5th floor tortilla, please.
– Would you like an elevator with that?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Floor tortilla
   With butter

Ceiling tortilla
   With glue

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! What’s a tortilla doing on my table?!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Flavoured with foot essence.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mmm… Freshly mopped!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Floor tortillas, with low-fat butter.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

The perfect snack for Wall Flours.

Mineko Unabara
10 years ago

Floor tortilla gives you health!

pasdrole
10 years ago

But why isn’t it cheaper?

pasdrole
10 years ago

Does it come with…ground beef?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I put my Butler in the food,
I know it sounds quite rather crude,
But he is so juicy when he’s stewed.
¡ARRIBA!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Do you know, that if we were four feet taller, our food would fall on the floor butter side up.

(U of Q study, probably by the same D.H., who concluded after a long study, that cats sleep 17hrs a day)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Cumple cinco tacos.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

BTW. That study can be replicated. Stand on a set of kitchen steps, and keep dropping your toast and Vegemite. It will land right way up. It will have time to do a complete 360, not just a 180. The possibility of the filling altering the “centre of gravity” of the slice of bread, was tested for in the study.

Hmm. I wonder how I will get the dust off my floor now?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! There’s a restaurant on my floor!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@pasdrole No. But the waitress will, if you play your cards right.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Let me try that again.

No. But the waitress will if it’s well done.

RT
RT
10 years ago

i’d like mine with footprints and the 5 second rule

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No one expects the Spanish Floor Tortillas

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Made in the traditional manner: butter side down.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

*Rolling On The Flour*

Jøshua
Jøshua
10 years ago

Ive never seen butter on a tortilla

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

How can I help you, ma’am? Butter your tortilla?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

And a bowl of Spilt Pea soup makes a perfectly grounded lunch !

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

“Waiter, why have you got your thumb on my tortilla?”
“I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again.”

Alan
Alan
10 years ago

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, …

…. floor !

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
9 years ago

Floor tortilla is fine so long as you follow the five second rule 😉

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