In accordance with the cinco segundo rule

For the ceiling tortilla, here is the ladder.

No, you can’t have one on the house.

Floor Tequila is something I know a little about.

Only the best scrapings

Do you want those inside or out

The cook is drunk.

Underlay, underlay!

Floor tortilla is better than pavement pizza.

Is the Tamale dish inspired by Memale?

You can order a complementary dish of Porn Tortillas when you asked for the Floor tortillas with hot sauce.

Made from fresh ground corn.

CAUTION: Slippery when fresh

– A 5th floor tortilla, please.
– Would you like an elevator with that?

Floor tortilla
   With butter

Ceiling tortilla
   With glue

– Waiter! What’s a tortilla doing on my table?!

Flavoured with foot essence.

Mmm… Freshly mopped!

Floor tortillas, with low-fat butter.

The perfect snack for Wall Flours.

Floor tortilla gives you health!

But why isn’t it cheaper?

Does it come with…ground beef?

I put my Butler in the food,
I know it sounds quite rather crude,
But he is so juicy when he’s stewed.
¡ARRIBA!

Do you know, that if we were four feet taller, our food would fall on the floor butter side up.

(U of Q study, probably by the same D.H., who concluded after a long study, that cats sleep 17hrs a day)

Cumple cinco tacos.

BTW. That study can be replicated. Stand on a set of kitchen steps, and keep dropping your toast and Vegemite. It will land right way up. It will have time to do a complete 360, not just a 180. The possibility of the filling altering the “centre of gravity” of the slice of bread, was tested for in the study.

Hmm. I wonder how I will get the dust off my floor now?

– Waiter! There’s a restaurant on my floor!

@pasdrole No. But the waitress will, if you play your cards right.

Let me try that again.

No. But the waitress will if it’s well done.

i’d like mine with footprints and the 5 second rule

No one expects the Spanish Floor Tortillas

Made in the traditional manner: butter side down.

*Rolling On The Flour*

Ive never seen butter on a tortilla

How can I help you, ma’am? Butter your tortilla?

And a bowl of Spilt Pea soup makes a perfectly grounded lunch !

“Waiter, why have you got your thumb on my tortilla?”
“I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again.”

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, …

…. floor !

Floor tortilla is fine so long as you follow the five second rule 😉