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Bees in the trees
posted on 2 Apr 2014 in Signs
If they sting, they’ll get a roughly
Photo courtesy of Terry Hastings.
Found in a Tokyo park.
(110 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
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Give them a tree too
Be gentle when you pat them
How do I give a bee a gently? With my stinger?
Do not sit on the bees or they will give you a painful.
Bee gently. Otherwise they’ll stink you.
OK, I’ll give them a hug.
While giving them a gently, make sure you don’t accidentally.
The trees are a habitat for birds. Please give them a bees gently.
I hope they’re not recommending some form of beestiality.
I promise to spray the RAID ever so lightly…
Just smile and call them Honey.
Don’t seize the knees of the bees of the trees, please.
Bee, you are a gently-man and a crawler.
Give the bees a gently once in a while, but don’t make a habitat of it.
If I give the bees a gently would they give me a hummer? 😈
Or give them a run like hell for the nearest lake-ly.
Give them a gently, and don’t forget the tissues!
Inspector George Gently? Or… Dirk Gently?
Or they’ll give you a severely.
Don’t worry. We’ll be gently with them.
Bee kind.
Leaf them alone.
Bushes are habitat for crabs, please wash thoroghly.
Especially if it destroys forest guilty
To bee or not to bee: That is the caption
Whether it bee nobler in the mind to suffer the stings and arrows of outrageous bees. Or to take up smokers against a sea of hives, and by opposing, rob them.
♫The bees in the trees whisper soft melodees♫
Do pretend to be a rain cloud while floating on a balloon like Winnie-the-Pooh. It will make the bees suspiciously.
If wearing bright yellow and black, don’t give a gently!
I love this hive employee-ee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrsqGal64w
Cyril Connolly ?
Hey, what’s up with this? I already sent this one in years ago!
Who keeps downvoting for no reason?
@Estragon. You called?
@szk. Easy. Take the total number of down votes. Multiply it by nine. Subtract your mother’s age. Then divide the answer by three. Then divide that total by the number of politicians in Australia who actually do any gainful work in parliament. The remaining answer in AACII , will give you the initials of the perpetrator of this heinious grime.
@szk: Forget the down-voting troll. 30+ captions and all the up-votes, I’d call it a good post.
@ szk: It must happy!
Take heed or you will receive a harsh.
The brain is a habitat for thoughts. Please give them a messy.
Kinky
Sorry, I am all out out of gentlies.