Doesn’t sound kosher…

Every whore comes with a hore

Why else would that hole be there?

You can tell by the hole

Well what do you expect too much to choose from

Also try our whore meat

Two on two?

The one in the upper left corner is definitely not whore

For an extra $250 you can upgrade to the “escort” bagel instead.

So you have the 2 1 2 special today? That means I’m the 1 in the middle and I get 2 whores on one side and 2 suck hos on the other, right? I’ll take it!

Also previously known as One On One Bagel.

That’s Whoresome!

Whore wheat, fresh from the Moulin Rouge…

You want cream cheese? That’s extra. And you use a napkin.

The whore thing is a joke. April Fools’!

You can’t buy this kind of bagel, only rent it.

The whore wheat is a rye!

For when you want a roll in the hay.

Baked flesh evely day!

Wheat of the Triti-cum genus.

At least it’s not a 144 bagel. That would be gross.

Confucious say: Wife may be man’s better half,
but mistress man’s better whole.

nine on one
9 1 1
DO NUT

PORN FREAKS

Don’t eat that. You don’t know where it’s been.

Watch out for yeast infections.

I want one with porn cream syrup.

Now that’s my idea of an everything bagel.

Not my fault, Officer. It was that whore wheat.

They all belong to my brotheR . . .

A woman sees a baker crimping the Cornish Pasties with his false teeth.

She exclaims. “Good God baker! Don’t you have a tool for doing that?”

Baker: ‘No madam. I use that for the donuts.’

At last. A donut with an oval hole.

Bagels Croissants? Do you know why the French call them croissants?

Because the can’t pronounce Bwead Woll.

“Me Tarzan.”

‘I’m Jane.’

“What hole name?”

A perverted young baker named Lee,
Made two dozen donuts for tea,
But alas, bless my soul,
They had pubic hairs round the hole,
So they cast them into the sea.

Interesting: In Spanish:
bunelo = donut without the hole.

bunela = donut with a hole.

BTW: ~ above the “n”

world whore wheat.bagel.corn

Use lubber with cleam cheese, prease!

At the bagel shop, someone thought of using whore wheat,
A good reception from customers it would meet,
Since whore was the fashion,
They did see much action,
For the eaters found it soundly fit.

Thanks for the inspiration Marum.

WARNING: Donut enter the children

Also found in Jiyugaoka, Tokyo – A bootleg DVD called
‘Whoreton tastes a Wheat!’

Smile rike donut!

Is the world ready for an adults-only bagelry?

The bagel at right is if you prefer onionism.

The bagel was asking for it!