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Scatoscope
posted on 6 Apr 2014 in Toys
Be still my pooping heart…
Photo courtesy of Beth Whales.
Toy stethoscope found in doctor costume set.
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– Pooping, pooping …
A funny way to become deaf and dump
For listening to bowel movements
Don’t confuse with the brown ones
my heart goes “pooper pat”
– Mommy! No sh*t!
I just want to check your fartbeat.
Are you sure that’s earwax on the earpieces?
Well, we can guess where the toy thermometer goes.
@DnT: The thermometer should be sitting lightly on the chest, right?
– Hello? Hello, Kitty?
– Do not litter
– Keep out of children
– Feces are sold separately
– For diarrhoea effect, just add water
– After extended period of use please avoid facepalm
NOTE: Our previous model, ‘BOOB’ stealthoscope, is now out of control.
“Wow! Now I can hear all kinds of Sh*t!”
Heck. I they were jamming that up your date, they would hear a lot of squeaking.
Err. Lubricant not included.
It could be worse – It could be square.
Sold ‘ass is’
Beth “Whales”…great name!
For the doctor who’s a little behind in their work.
That is called a”Yark”.
Try getting one jammed up your date, and see if you don’t call its name.
This instrument is called a “Yark”
As in:
Doctor: “Do you know what this is called?” (Jams it up patient’s date)
Patient: ‘YAAARRRRRKK!!!!’
Doactor: “Correct”
@Ben: Well played!
Am I really the only one who thinks so? 😕
If your poop is red and heart-shaped, a stethoscope won’t help!
I want this to take it to work with me now…
Poop or dood, I guess its doodie from either direction.
Kids are advanced these days. When they play doctor they don’t just listen to the heart and lungs but also check for normal bowel sounds.
Her poop belongs to Daddy.
Time for another “I poop NY” promotional campaign.
When the movie star crossed the red carpet, her heart went “poop, poop, poop.”
Poop…Poop….Poop…Poop….