We’re gonna need that office returned…

posted on 3 Sep 2025 in Chinglish, Instructions

Spitting waste material is my forte…

Photo courtesy of Jeremy Siegel.
Spotted in China. 

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It’s ok, they only come out at night…

posted on 2 Sep 2025 in Signs

Getting your freak on just got easier…

Photo courtesy of Jeremy Boulat.
Spotted in Tokyo. 

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No chit…

posted on 29 Aug 2025 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Jeff Smith.

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I was looking for something…

posted on 28 Aug 2025 in Signs

This may take a while…

Photo courtesy of James Low.
Spotted in Japan. 

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This is what Thomas Jefferson fought against…

posted on 27 Aug 2025 in Clothing

Art thou trending?

Photo courtesy of James Low.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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Stop it, mom…

posted on 26 Aug 2025 in Clothing

Does it feel a little insecure?

Photo courtesy of Jackie Walker. 
Shirt spotted in Japan. 

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I’m afraid budget cuts are coming…

posted on 25 Aug 2025 in Household Items

Cut finances, slash overhead…

Photo courtesy of Ian Mackay.
Spotted in Japan. 

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I’m afraid of heinghts…

posted on 22 Aug 2025 in Chinglish, Signs

What happens if I buinp the conterior vehick?

Photo courtesy of Hunter Marshall.
Sign spotted in Shanghai, China. 

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Stationary life is not healthy…

posted on 21 Aug 2025 in Stationery

Stay stationary and you’ll love campus life…

Photo courtesy of HTF.
Stationery found in Japan. 

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I’m getting stinudous overload…

posted on 20 Aug 2025 in Signs

All this noise I won’t need any stinudants…

Photo courtesy of Higeki.
Signage in front of pachinko parlor in Japan. 

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