Cramps on a stick…

posted on 15 Oct 2025 in Chinglish, Snacks

I’ll have to pass…

Photo courtesy of Lisa Man.
Spotted in China. 

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No time like the preent…

posted on 14 Oct 2025 in Clothing

Preent company excluded…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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Long lastive…

posted on 13 Oct 2025 in Bags/Packaging

Don’t get a bad love…

Photo courtesy of Leslie Chiang.

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I swear I’ll do something crazy…

posted on 10 Oct 2025 in Clothing

I imagine this is what sex is like…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Slightly worse than night terrors…

posted on 9 Oct 2025 in Clothing

Just glad it’s not wakeful terrorists…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Does this mean I’m saved?

posted on 8 Oct 2025 in Clothing

And on the 8th day things got kinky…

Photo courtesy of Leah Zoller.
T-shirt spotted in Japan.

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Looking for exitance…

posted on 7 Oct 2025 in Signs

Ring bell for serveice…

Photo courtesy of Diego.
Spotted in Nagasaki, Japan. 

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Be sure to block everyone’s way…

posted on 6 Oct 2025 in Signs

It’s their fault for not bringing one…

Photo courtesy of Larry Cadloff.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Stop habit, longer live…

posted on 3 Oct 2025 in Signs

Speed up, carrot instead…

Photo courtesy of Ken Khoo.
Spotted in Tokyo in 2005.

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Calm down kale dust…

posted on 2 Oct 2025 in Signs

Easy there, spinach powder,..

Photo courtesy of K.C.
Spotted at Japanese supermarket.

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