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(14 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
If it be lose, take your invisible luggage with you.
Luckily, I have WIN luggage.
Very Shakespearean, be thou thy own portmanteau.
This from the Sherpas when you’re trying to sacle the world’s 2nd highest peak!?
If your luggage lose by KO, maybe it needs to improve on its footwork.
So… be a self starter?
Yowza – I have been promoted to luggage corporal !
Or in other words: “Control yourself !”