I don’t have a beef with that.

posted on 6 Jun 2025 in Menus

Optional Cole Slew…

Photo courtesy of Gigax.
Spotted in Japan.

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Shoplifters are gender neutral…

posted on 5 Jun 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Crime knows no pronouns.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Endsley.
Spotted in Japan.

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I met the nicest man there!

posted on 4 Jun 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

This explains the long line for the bathroom…

Photo courtesy of Aaron Endsley.
Spotted in Japan.

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Settle down, I’m not going to class…

posted on 3 Jun 2025 in Stationery

The pencil is pretty clingy, too…

Photo courtesy of Zapman.
Spotted in Japan.

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Dogs, please stop getting intimate with my friends…

posted on 2 Jun 2025 in Stationery

They are also filled with worm…

Photo courtesy of Zapman.
Stationery found in Japan.

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Don’t drank and drive…

posted on 30 May 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Sorry, there was a 4 drank minimum…

Photo courtesy of Zapman.

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Life evaluation. Verdict: Bravo

Photo courtesy of Zach Keith.
Found in Seoul Korea subway.

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There’s only one guy in the kitchen!

posted on 28 May 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

That’s the third time our waiter asked “are you ready to order?”

Photo courtesy of Y.J.
Spotted in Nagoya, Japan.

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Anybody got a warhead?

posted on 27 May 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Actually it’s easy to get in…

Photo courtesy of W. Chew.
Menu spotted in China.

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I think I’ll skip the fish today…

posted on 26 May 2025 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of W. Chew.
Menu spotted in China.

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