I always leave her behind…

posted on 28 Feb 2014 in Clothing

JFK – just forget kids…

Photo courtesy of Tony Belanger.
Clothing store found in Tokyo, Japan.  

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Long long ago…

posted on 27 Feb 2014 in Video Games

No! Not the troubles!

Photo courtesy of Francisco Toledo Correa.
From an old Samurai Showdown II arcade machine. 

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I was looking for a magnetism address…

posted on 26 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Do you have exquisite article?

Photo courtesy of Ali Ezzeddine.
Found in Yiwu, China.

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Person 2.0 available

posted on 25 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

The price is steep.

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnston.
Found in Xi’an, Shaanxi, China.

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Oh, I suppose you want me to hold it for the bathroom?

posted on 24 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Please inquire about other bodily functions.

Photo courtesy of Dan Kuehner.
Seen inside the Benxi underground river cave, in Liaoning, China.  

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We look forward to worshipping you

posted on 23 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Shall I turn the bed, Lord?

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnson.
Found in the “services” booklet provided by a hotel in Jiaozuo, Henan, China.

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Dear Residents,

posted on 22 Feb 2014 in Signs

We live in a throw culture.

Photo courtesy of Petr Vyskocil.
Found in a Tokyo dormitory. 

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Did we mention thickbamboolotussavory?

posted on 21 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Slippery chicken, ad hoc, and griskin come with instructions.

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnston.
Menu found in Henan, China. 

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Approved for bag ladies…

posted on 20 Feb 2014 in Signs

I think you’re looking for a buckpuck

Photo courtesy of Helen Chan.
Taken in Kobe, Japan. 

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Maoling Museum Looperation

posted on 19 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of  Yaofeng Chen.
Found in China. 

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