Did we mention thickbamboolotussavory?

Did we mention thickbamboolotussavory?

posted on 21 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Slippery chicken, ad hoc, and griskin come with instructions.

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnston.
Menu found in Henan, China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

We just make it up as we go along.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Not McDonalds then

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Lovely bamboo, wonderful bamboo
Lovely bamboo, wonderful bamboo

bamboo
bamboo
bamboo
bamboo

Lovely bamboo
Lovely bamboo
Lovely bamboo

bamboo, bamboo, bamboo. bamboo,

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waitercanigetsomethingwithoutthickbamboolotussavory?

GwydionM
10 years ago

Special today – spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and thickbamboolotussavory

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Basket Bamboo Asection Of Spam
Spam Meal ………………………………..28

Basket Bamboo Asection Of Spam
Spam Meal ………………………………..18

Basket Bamboo Asection Of Spam
Spam Meal ………………………………..18

Basket Bamboo Asection Of Spam
Spam Meal ………………………………..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ GwydionM: Did not intend to spam your spam my spam spam spam … ;p

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Slippery cock rooster?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter, I told you to add hoc!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The whole menu is a basket case.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Slippery when eel
CHICKEN: Slippery when meal

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Slippery chicken meal: the cook will grease up a live chicken and try to catch it while running through the restaurant.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Does the Eel Meal come with a toy?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’d like a low-fat SKINNYbamboolotussavory.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Ad Hoc Meal. We make it up as we go, like we did with our menu. But you can be damn sure it will contain thickbamboolotussavory.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“It puts the thickbamboolotussavory in the basket.”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

They’re better than that place across the street that serves thickbamboonotassavory.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Used to call it “leftovers” but ad hoc sounded swankier.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

griskin (n) : A lean cut of meat from the loin of a pig.

Today I learned a new word.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

@jjhitt: I also learned a new word today: thicklotusbamboosavory.

ItalianPlumber
ItalianPlumber
10 years ago

Ad hoc meal? Is this fast food cuisine?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

You had me at eel meal.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– May I recommend our Basket Bamboo Asection Of Thickbamboolotussavory, Sir?
– No, thanks. Just a Basket Bamboo Asection Of Thickbamboolotussavory, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You don’t want to know about the Bsection.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter, my chicken is slippy!
– You should keep it awake, Sir.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Is the slippery chicken also rude and unreasonable?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Whoever wrote this menu must have been savoring the lotus.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

When is asection, not a section.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

For the Dean Martin fans:

♫When an Eel bites your heel,
With those teeth made of steel,
That’s a Moray.♪

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Assuming the Lotus position on a piece of Bamboo, would be, err, surprising.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Scene from the Asection of Bamboo.

We’re losing him. Nurse we need a litre of intravenous Sweet and Sour sauce. Ready the Monosodium Glutamate. Ready with the Soy. NOW! Infuse 100 grams of Tofu.
Too late. We’ve lost him. Into the Steak and Blackbean with him.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

OK. I can roughly understand the rest.
But.
WTF is a Griskin Meal.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

If you tell me it is made of ground up Griskins, sorta like Cornmeal. I may seek you out. 😈

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

For people with copy-taste

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
10 years ago

I hope they really mean griskin and not Gliksin 😀

Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins
10 years ago

The menu is Supercalithickbamboolotussavorious.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Pork Hocs

K.Haskins
K.Haskins
10 years ago

“Thickbamboolotussavory”, huh? Sure~ easy for YOU to say!

(At least it wasn’t the “ThinBaboonLetsNotAndSayWeDid” meal.)

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

I feel I have to squeal because that eal meal is such a great deal it’s almost a steal.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

^ Ugh, I mistyped “eel” there =/

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Choke that slippery chicken.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Mmmm. The ad hoc sounds good.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Thickbamboolotussavorylettucecheeesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Basket Bamboo Asection Of Thickbamboolotussavory Meal At Large

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

Our restaurant’s motto is “serving meals for a purpose, namely thickbamboolotussavory”

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Notasgoodasmum’s thickbamboolotussavory

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
10 years ago

Thickbamboolotussavory – it’s what’s for dinner…and lunch, breakfast, snacks…

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