I always leave her behind…

Why where did you leave her.

They know how to shop

Oh, thanks! I wondered why my penis was cold.

Women. Can’t live with them, can leave without them

CAUTION: Watch your step mother

If the man is DTF he DFW.

@webmaster: That caption can be taken more than one way!
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WTF – Woman To Forget?!

Because the woman needs clothes. BAD.

Must be that new Alzheimer McQueen collection

SCHIPOL — Snakes Come Happily In Plane On Landing

LAX — Lost Angry eX

No problem. I’ll pick up a travel size woman when I arrive.

Don’t forget woman; only one is in charge here and it isn’t you.

No dear, I didn’t mean you’re the size of an elephant, just that you have a great memory.

Me Tarzan. You woman. Me not forget you because me love your booty. Maybe forget boy and Cheetah, but never forget your booty.

Not entirely coincidentally, DFW also stands for Doesn’t Freaking Work.

♪ ♫ Always something there to remind me. ♪ ♫ 

ADAM: ”Ah … Forgotten Fruit!”
EVE: ”Apple, Fig or Mushroom?”

Woman, where are you? …O’Hare you are!

Hint….Sue is in the store!

– Do you remember the first time you forgot me, honey … ?

I prefer to discard my woman at the busiest US airport, ATL: Always Toss Ladies

Don’t forget today is Free Sample Day!

If that was a berr store, well…… Not if she knows what’s good for her.

Yeah, no kidding. That’s why I’m on Paxil.

A man once went to a new department store that actually had women for single guys who were seriously looking for the perfect bride. There were four different floors, but you were only allowed to visit each floor once and then leave the store and never return as soon as you had made your decision. On the first floor the women were all young and beautiful. But the man decided to got up the second floor. The women there were young, beautiful, and great in bed. Well that was certainly an improvement, but what were the potential wives like on… Read more »

♪ ♫ I left my woman
In Dallas-Ft. Worth… ♪ ♫

Take my Wife, please!

They left out the comma.
It’s actually a designer day-planner store.

@Lora
Funnily enough I once saw a near inverse of that
about a woman in a store of guys

♪ ♫ How could I leave her behind ? ♪ ♫

Spinal Tap.

Oops …! I didn’t it again!

There are some missing punctuation marks, thus . . . DFW = “Don’t forget, Woman !”

BFE – Be Fine Engrish.

IAH – It Already Happened