Person 2.0 available

Person 2.0 available

posted on 25 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

The price is steep.

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnston.
Found in Xi’an, Shaanxi, China.

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Ben
Ben
10 years ago

The midlife crisis sign – do you get an MBA, a BMW, or just another six pack?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Old bombs go to the left. Bad guys to the right. Elderlies please go down.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I could use an upgrade of person. I’ve been feeling a bit Windows 8 lately.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Either you get an upgrade or watch crash.

Fady
Fady
10 years ago

You’re an obsolete version and not compatible

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

But no upgrade of monkeys

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Is it a girl sign or a boy sign

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

♪ ♫ Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz? ♪ ♫

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Upgrade of Car – where you will find the Interceptor

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

In case you haven’t figured it out, you’re over the hill.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Which way is Upgrade of Spouse?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Pimp my person.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ There’s a lady who’s sure all that’s grittering is gold
And she’s buying an uprgade to heaven. ♫

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Some prankster reversed the sign. Now my car is smarter than me and I have chrome hubcaps mounted to my legs.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

Either get upgraded or it’s all downhill from here.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

pride comes before watch crash…

coffeebot
10 years ago

Please test the Beta Trail

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Up the hill is prohibited by Elevator

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

I looking for the over the hill sign.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Daleks, turn left; Cybermen, turn right; humans, back the way you came.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Fall down the hill carefully, then upgrade carfully

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

What to do with your graduation money…
Buy that cool car you wanted, use it for college tuition and books, or spend it all on pot?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Excuse me, could you tell me which way to go from My Wife 1.01 to the nearest Very Beautiful Young Woman Of The Opposite Sex 1.4?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

I think I’ve found the perfect vacation spot to take the wife AND the minivan!

JimS
JimS
10 years ago

Hello, tech support? I’m having trouble installing this upgrade!

pikapal
10 years ago

Too bad I can’t upgrade my self and my car at the same time.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

[self upgrade];

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Is there a Betty version?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@jjhitt
DAFFYNITIONS:

wife = Lover, with all the fun and adventure removed. :<

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Human XP is not supported anymore. Please go right to upgrade to Human 7 or Human 8, or please go down to upgrade to Human Vista.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Turbo guy with a 16-hardcore microprocessor and 64 gigabytes of REM (or RIM) . . . anybody?

GwydionM
10 years ago

Go down the hill and be degraded

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To upgrade their toboggan
Jack fell down, then went uptown
To upgrade his poor noggin.

Jack
Jack
10 years ago

Upgrade person into God – just book a hotel room!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Juuust Joking. It’s all downhill from here for you. As if you didn’t know.

But you can stay here for a minute to watch others get upgrades.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

To upgrade of person – don’t go over the hill.
That is why we no arrow up for you, you see.

TheMissingNTLDR
TheMissingNTLDR
10 years ago

No, sorry I would prefer a clean install!!

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
10 years ago

Welcome to Church of Upgrade. You no upgrade, you go down the hill. Hill very hot place.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
9 years ago

The Chinese translation of the Grand old Duke of York makes no sense at all.

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