Dear Residents,

Throw it out the window?
Might hurt someone!

Throw out but do not throw up.

You throw like a girl!
signed,
International House Manager.

Over you shoulder

Out the window

That’s an offer you can’t refuse or electric appliance.

Can you inform me how to throw rugs?

OK, can I throw now?

Whatever you throw, remember to put some engrish on it.

Deer President,

I have a Very Large-Size Refuse the Basket Bamboo Asection Of Thickbamboolotussavory, so I am happy to be informed by you how to throw in, out, up, away, at, off, by, from, ect.

International House Customers

It’s all in the wrist.

Do not accept an invitation to play catch.

I tried to contact with the manager, but he ducked.

I contacted the electrical appliance with the manager, and there was a big flash.

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Throw out Large-Size Refuse or Electric Appliance
2. Contact with Manager
3. Watch Crash

Will he also inform me how to hurl, blow chunks, barf, puke, ralph, upchuck, do the Technicolor yawn, and drive the porcelain bus? And then there’s . . . okay, sorry. Didn’t know you were eating your breakfast.

Unplug lift carefully and put in proper area. Now you know how.

The Mgt.

The manager is obviously an accomplished tosser.

Overhand.

NICHT WERFEN DEINE ELECTROARTIKEL AUS DEM FENSTER!

It might bopf me on my Kopf.

No lanzar tus electrodomesticos.

El Pajero del casa

sorry about my lousy Espanol, But it is funnier than the Deutsch.

“contact with the manager”, huh? I DON’T THINK SO, Buddy! We’ve never even MET!

How do I threw electric appliance?

But the Management still won’t let you throw a party.

At times we may ask you to throw up, at others you will find it easier to throw down.

A sign made for Andy Dalton, who could use some help with throwing.

Ooh, learning how to through would be useful. (No honestly my throwing skills and hand eye coordination is unimaginably bad).

Umm, no thanks. I knew how to do that ever since preschool.

It’s all in the wrist.

Underarm or overarm?