March 29th, 2014

“Beats ‘This Little Piggie’

Honestly, you had me at QQ

Photo courtesy of Solomon. Pencil case from China. 

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March 28th, 2014

We’re almost there!

In fact, we're right under your nose

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Clement. Homegrown Engrish from Austin, TX. 

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March 27th, 2014

This forest isn’t going to plant itself

Because heaven fruit doesn't grow on trees

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis. Found in Zengzhou, China. 

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March 26th, 2014

Because round is overrated

Round peg -- meet square hole.

Photo courtesy of A.P. Found at dollar store in US (likely from China). 

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March 25th, 2014

Right over here…

...then I exit.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Morrison. Found at men's room in gas station in Dunhuang, China. Likely meant "please aim carefully". 

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March 24th, 2014

Not only you are it follow this!

You should be accused!

Photo courtesy of G.P. Posted on apartment door of foreign tenant in Japan. 

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March 23rd, 2014

Pleasant aftertaste!

Gudbye nice day!

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik. Shirt spotted in Hiroshima, Japan. 

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March 22nd, 2014

Do not plug in

We also do band names

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik. Found in Japan.  

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March 21st, 2014

Tit for tat

Sweet reciprocation...

Photo courtesy of Jonas Eklund. Found in Japan. 

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March 20th, 2014

In the fetish aisle

Now in athletes!

Photo courtesy of Justin Schornack. Foot cream found at 100 yen shop in Japan. 

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