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Could that be a bear in your pocket
Atandbye me wooya
Whether reading this backwards, upside down, or in random order, no hope of understanding any of it.
So, “country” is the only word of more than four letters they got right. If they messed that up, this could have been in Adult Engrish. And a lot more fun. 😈
Do bears write gibberish in the woods?
♪ ♫ Another season, another reason, for makind wooya. ♪ ♫
Hi fiue!
I always shout WOOYA when I get my wirh out.
Note to self. Gotta stop eating those mad cows.
Whoa! This really raises the bar!
Success consists of going from failure to failure wirhout loss of onthataem.
Wooya Churchill
Wooya, let’s get drunk and have some bears!
The t-shirt started drinking early, I can’t understand him…
Cub your onthuataem.
Listen T-shirt, if you don’t work on your literacy skills
and have some onthuataem, you’re just gonna be another no hoper.
Just this week, I’ve had a luxury BJ, visited Womb, got really drunk
and happy, and yesterday was getting literally fried outta my mind… or I got baked with an octopus, I can’t remember, one or the other… WOOYA!
50% wooya
50% polyesya
@ Ben: Bears write gibberish in the wooya. 😉
Too much poo beer does that
Spekind as an indiual, I ………
Where was I ?
Prease only wash Wooya in cold wheter. You wouldn’t want your Wooya wife beater to shrink up and show your bear midriff.
The little one must be Weeya then
Random In Peace, Yo.
Looks like the literally fried octopus is designing clothing now.
Doobya?
Inspired by Bearmageddon.
From Russia With Love…
Looks like the ghost from Xiaolin Showdown is writing confusing messages on shirts to mess with your mind.
Woo ya gonna call?
If you can read this, you are far too closed.
I was onthuiactic enough to wooya, but you traated my aempt with bear coneempt.
My whaa a big bare you haav.
Tony Abbott visits HRH.
“Ma’am I think we will become the Kingdom of Australia.”
HRH: ‘Mr Abbott. To become a kingdom, you have to have a king.’
TA: “Ok then your majesty, we will become the Principality of Australia.”
HRH tersely; ‘Mr Abbbott. To be a principality you have to have a prince.’
TA: Right then Ma’am. We will become the Duchy of Australia.”
HRH stamping her foot with impatience” To ne a duchy you have to have a duke. Why don’t you be content with being a little country.’
Furthurmoar…
♫No matter what,
wherever you are,
Todays the day,
The Teddy Bears have their pick Nick♪
No hope all ye who wooya here..
abandon hope all ye that ken spel korekecktlee
I tried to make sense of this but it was unbearable.
Am I abnormal being able to comprehend?