No altruists!

What front or back

Always charmed after the feeling

It isn’t every day you get an invitation like that!

If the “Feel It” is 8 inches higher, I would do so!

@BFC: If the “Feel It” was 8 inches LOWER, I would do so!

Welcome to America. Can I help you with your mischief?

♪ ♫
See me,
Feel me,
Touch me… ♪ ♫

Can I feel two mischievous places at once? Do I get twice the charm for that?

Excuse me, miss, would you like a hand? 😈

You know if she’s dressed like that she wants it.

I fell it when I’m selfish, and usually….alone.

‘So in summary, Your Honour, I was merely doing as her t shirt advised…’

“They’re always after my lucky charms.”

She’s selfish, so there’s a small charge before you can feel it.

Those mischievous Japanese female tourists …

I was always told it was naughty to be selfish.
Is this what they were warning me about ?

I hope there isn’t a time limit.

Miss Chief of Miss Urine

@Sparky: The line forms to the left.

satisfaction 100% guaranteed: if you are not fully satisfied, rip off the shirt and stick it on someone who gets charmed easily

If I plug in first, can I hear it in stereo?

I’m a selfish altruist.

I steal from the rich to give to the poor.

But I take 75% commission.

(Actually. That’s far less then the “administrative” expenses of most charities). 🙁