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It just dropped off
Magnets not included
The Thing should never have bought a hat so heavy that it needed to be fitted with a crane. He was buried in a casket 10 feet square and 2 inches high. We’ll all miss him.
Lurch did it.
Beware of to that grievous grieving thing
Mourning fellas, thanks for coming early.
Don’t forget your hardhats, or the next
mourning will come around a bit too early!
The thing is dead. Long live the thing.
Put your thing away! It’s rued.
Nothing beats a good mourning thing
The thing is now a far better thing than it ever was before
I think we need to mourn the sign, the thing is broken.
Gravestone with warning
CAUTION: It is dead. Beware In Peace.
Grave: danger
WARNING: Don’t wear steel beams as hats.
What’s the world coming to…
Wait…I found this little blue pill, and the thing is alive again!
At the leper community in China, be careful when someone tells you he has a crush on you.
Posting signs is a lot more dangerous than most people think it is.
Draco hit him with an “I Beam” Wonderwoman.
When the 10 tonne girder fell on him, harry was compressed into his hard hat. However the Hard-Hat worked. His head was undamaged.
When the steel plate fell on Sabby, they merely put a stamp on his top left corner, and mailed him back to Italy.
MNID YUOR HAED.
(dARN) Draco hit him with an Eye Beam WonderWoman.
Under this sign, you will find Master Chang the Signwriter, driven into the ground like a tent peg.
Keep the tip, the resident said generously.
I imagine what goes through your head when a ten tonne girder falls on you, is your bum.
Watson. I suspect foul play here.
Why Holmes?
Elementary my dear Watson. Someone has erased “Batteries not included” off the box the electromagnet came in.
BFC. It could be worse. He might say he will fall apart, if you don’t return his love.
@BFC
I told you so! Four square feet of Velcro, was not enough to lift that steel beam.
BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED
When we can finally scrape enough evidence to use against him.
“scrape up” (jodder)
Thing T. Thing. 1947-2014. Survived by Gomez , Wednesday and Pugsley Addams and Cousin Itt. Predeceased by Grandma, Morticia, Lurch, Ophelai Frump, Aristotle, Fang, Cleopatra, Kitty Kat, Trisdan and Isolde, Homer and Zelda. In lieu of flowers, please something morbid to your nice church-going neighbors.
Thank you, Thing.
Perfect next Engrish T-shirt material!
I always thought The Thing looked kinda like a leper.
I’m not so sure the Thing is dead. One of those two guys at the end of the movie may have been infected….
I miss him most at clobberin’ time.
Warning: Beware of Krazy Glue commercial
RIP: The Thing. There is a lot of stuff to say about the thing…it was really something
Beware of to the grammar.
The thing was my best friend 🙁
The Chinese title for “The Desolation of Smaug”