Wake God

Wake God

posted on 2 May 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Julian Chan.
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Coffeebot
Coffeebot
10 years ago

Shhh…He’s napping

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I totally get it. I wan’t a large with extra brown.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Wake God? He’s pretty grumpy when he wakes up…you may want to reconsider.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

I’m not gonna wake him. Get Moses to do it.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

There’s something wrong with the coffee

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I was taught to let sleeping gods lie.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

They want to thaw Thor?

Moose Hurling
Moose Hurling
10 years ago

Our newest product — boiled hot coffee!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

You might want to steer clear of the frozen brown. The last customer wasn’t too pleased, and made all sorts of thundering noises.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

And if you want a little blasphemy, have we got a cuppa for you!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Wouldn’t a god drink deity coke?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I asked my Cantonese friend for milk but she told me she’s not lactating at the moment.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Starbucks is now officially everywhere, but don’t wake the manager.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Deus ex macchiato.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Coffee strong enough to wake God!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The Wake God is nothing to make waves about.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Our new line is heavenly.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DNT. Only if the Deus ex machina is willing. (The Expresso Machine)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Cryogenic preservation of your Gods, must be a Cantonese cultural thingy.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Coffee available – Deo volente.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Tell God to get up while the coffee’s hot !

Atli
Atli
10 years ago

Baddest god in the whole damn town…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The Cantonese milk tea? WTF???

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Atli. I don’t think you could market a name like Leroy Christ. Just like Harold Christ.
As the kids say:

Our Father who art in Heaven,
Harold be thy name,

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Or the drunk.

And forgive us our trespashers,
As we forgive proshpassershers who trespassher asainshush.
(Passes out through lack of oxygen)

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Can God make a boiled coffee so hot even He couldn’t drink it?

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

If it wasn’t boiled hot coffee before, then what was it?

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
10 years ago

You like fries with that?

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
10 years ago

@Someone. Well. The term “Boiled Frozen Coffee” is an anachronism.

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
10 years ago

As the waitress said: Coffee, Tea, or Me?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Chocolate ice cream fit for Jehovah.

szk
szk
10 years ago

Holy frozen s**t! He is awake!

GwydionM
10 years ago

For Anglicans, Decaffinated God

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
10 years ago

God! This coffee is wake.

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
10 years ago

All products from the Cornucopia of Heaven.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Hehe. Look for the CoH label. (certified gluten free) May contain traces of nutcakes.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

COH = Conucopia of Heaven. ® (Certified Gluten free) May contain traces of nutcakes.

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

Skaldi’s turds make for an excellent brew

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

12″ – 30.48cm

11″ = 27.94cm

01″ = 02.54cm

http://www.metric-conversions.org/length/inches-to-centimeters-table.htm

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Waiter, Sleep god frozen orange, please!

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

Wake god and then all hell breaks loose !

Mike Warren
Mike Warren
10 years ago

I don’t know about God, but frozen brown would wake my ass!

Airrider
Airrider
10 years ago

What does God need with a coffee cup?

Lucano
Lucano
10 years ago

A mystic ritual shall be performed

Amy G
Amy G
9 years ago

Yup. It’s that strong.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
9 years ago

Frozen brown, texture like sun…

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