February 24th, 2014

Oh, I suppose you want me to hold it for the bathroom?

Please inquire about other bodily functions.

Photo courtesy of Dan Kuehner. Seen inside the Benxi underground river cave, in Liaoning, China.  

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February 23rd, 2014

We look forward to worshipping you

Shall I turn the bed, Lord?

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnson. Found in the "services" booklet provided by a hotel in Jiaozuo, Henan, China.

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February 22nd, 2014

Dear Residents,

We live in a throw culture.

Photo courtesy of Petr Vyskocil. Found in a Tokyo dormitory. 

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February 21st, 2014

Did we mention thickbamboolotussavory?

Slippery chicken, ad hoc, and griskin come with instructions.

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnston. Menu found in Henan, China. 

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February 20th, 2014

Approved for bag ladies…

I think you're looking for a buckpuck

Photo courtesy of Helen Chan. Taken in Kobe, Japan. 

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February 19th, 2014

Maoling Museum Looperation

Photo courtesy of  Yaofeng Chen. Found in China. 

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February 18th, 2014

But she seems like such a sweet girl…

Photo courtesy of Bill Bright. Cereal from China. 

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February 17th, 2014

I’m bigilant.

Do they vite?

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Altman. Sign at Ximen Reservoir, Longtan, Taiwan

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February 16th, 2014

Hand over the friend and nobody gets hurt…

We're long past the time of lonesomely

Photo courtesy of Michelle La Cour. Back side of the box for a doll named Bettina.

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February 15th, 2014

One thing led to another…

...and that's where babies come from

Photo courtesy of Christin Pennacchini. Hoodie found in Hong Kong. 

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