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Translator get sacked.
That’s why he gives the thumbs up
Perhaps it’s a serving suggestion
Money back guarantee if satisfied instead.
That’s not a thumbs up, it is a thumb smashed with a hammer.
You must be unsatisfied!
I was hungry. Now I get angry.
Others serve with a smile; we serve with a tennis racket.
I’ve had that before.
The problem is that an hour later your calm again.
The Incredible Hulk has his own brand of food?
The gas from the acid beans would make anyone angry. That has to hurt.
Eating NO! Vomiting YES!
Customer not happy that food give him soar swollen thumb!
We much surprised by this.
Customer not happy that food give him sore swollen thumb!
We much surprised by this.
The picture shows what happened to the customer when he got angry.
I wanted to try the acid beans, but the plate wouldn’t stop moving.
Customer tripping on the beans so raising thumb instead of middle finger.
Did you say you want to talk to my manager?!
Well, we are just human beans …
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry! (And full of acid beans)
Oh yeah, I’m angry. I like my dried turnip acid beans with *Canadian* bacon, not fried bacon!
Don’t worry about your thumb. Everything is better with bacon.
That’s how food gets heated around here.
Customer insert thumb in manager, most painful!
Well, when I look at this photo, I do see red….
Try also our daily specialties:
Example head chopped
Forbid strictlys the stay
Say four-letter word
Relieve the bowels
Taste your family
Confuse-a-chef
Soil restaurant
Step the mind
Whatever
Hear what do not understand in anything
Have a throbbing Christmas and don’t have a rest in the whole year
Maybe costumer preferred bacon baked instead of fried.
This time, we don’t apologise for your incontinence.
Customer get angry, we get security.
Customer think we know f— nothing.
In fact we know f— all.
Inserting thumb without sufficient lubricant, will make your eyes cross.
Must have been the acid beans.
This must be made of customer returned food
Customer get angry
Customer get mad
Give me the smallest tip
that I ever had
Damnit, I ordered alkaline beans! ALKALINE!!!
@A Non-Y Mouse. Brace yourself….Here comes the tip.
The lethality of the acid beans is sure to cause a heated debate.
Don’t try the brown acid beans. It’ll fry your bacon and you’ll just end up angry. It’s not poison, though; they’re just bad beans. And the dried turnip’s no fun trip, either.