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‘Fine Young Cannibals’ V.I.P. area
Fine I’ll have am arm
Does it come with offal
Just don’t put your finger in there…
– Waiter! Can I balls?
People, it’s what’s for dinner.
Manufacturing area for Soylent Green.
Let’s Donner party!
Watch your back, or you might be the next item on the menu.
– She’sburger with flies.
– Wife or daughter, Sir?
Any kids meal?
So that’s the special at J. Dahmer”s Diner today.
– Who’s for lunch, dear?
You are what you eat.
You eat what you are.
I’ll have the Vegan burger.
Hey, when i said “eat me,” I didn’t mean “eat me!”
Something something fava beans nice chianti
I’ll be a little late but keep an eye out for me.
Do Cannibals refer to homeless people as Free Range?
This was supposed to be the backup plan for Mr. Largo when he failed to kill James Bond in the shark pool.
AKA Soylent green
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, “does this taste funny to you?”
I’m here till Friday. Try the veal. Thank you.
I knew parts of China were desperate, but…
CANNIBAL MENU:
*Baby back ribs
*Lady Fingers
*Baked human beans
*Baked human kidneys and beans
*Baked human kids’ knees and beans
*Open face sandwich
*Ceaser’s salad (now with 20% more Ceaser).
@jihitt: Maybe PETA had shown up at this restaurant launching a protest. And as the kids on You Can’t Do That On Television would say, “WHO DO YOU THINK’S IN THE BURGERS?”
The next sign along says “Here there be dragons”.
They also serve vegetarians… When they can get them.
Cannibalism is a detestable practice but sometimes de testibles are de best part.
Please eat your meals omnivorously.
Food scraps (it out with one another when really hungry)
Oh, the humanity!… For your dining pleasure tonight!
Taste and meat our family!
If I eat Vegans, can I get the benefits of being a vegetarian, as well as the benefits of being a meat-eater.
Would the Omega Men count as being Vegan-friendly?
mmmmm….Donner kebab!
Chefs here are just regular anthropophagi…
Our restaurant eat-all-you-want. Eat your Phil!
Pure honesty here from a nation with people eating one another
Hi, I’m your server, Happy Chu.
Tonight we’re serving Dim Sum.
Dim is fresh from Shanghai, and Sum is newly arrived from the provinces.
Enjoy!
A buffet in China, or the “Alferd G. Packer Memorial Grill” at the University of Colorado at Boulder?
I never tasted a cannibal I didn’t like.
Good old Google Translate is still translating “cánshí” into “cannibalism”. We know where they’re getting that sign from now.
I’ll have a strange meat burger with a soylent smoothie
This will be a common sight when zombies roam the earth.