In a lovely pet for you

So where does one put the sh*t of the dog

Just careful who you grope with that lead

Weirdest translation of Revelations I’ve ever read.

Please do not pasture your dog in the park.

And do not hang the other troublesome dog.

I need to go home to home to dispose of Fn.

The only thing I’m confused about is which home is which.

Etc.

– Mommy, look! The parrot of the cat of the dog!

Oh, I get it, Nancy Pelosi is walking her dog in the pasture.

Glad I only have the animal of the cat etc.

In a lovely girl for you, the human of the woman etc. comes that it is scary but comes anyway.

What lays in the park, stays in the park.

I got as far as “dragrope” and started having an urge to call the SPCA.

O.K., but what is that pink dog doing with it’s other paw?

Pets make me like this. Pets make me die.

This is supposed to be read by the dogs… not you human beans.

Dispose of function?

Fn? My copy of the Periodic Table of Elements must be out of date.

@A Non-Y Mouse: The seven-headed dragon cooks the dog.

… And we’ll have Fn, Fn, Fn ’till the owner throws the dog poop away.

ATTENTION: Please do not let it play only in a lovely pet for you

Australians have funny customs.

Do you notice those people out walking in the early morning, wave aplastic bag full of dog $h1t at people, by way of a greeting, and smile and call out; “How are you?”

I see the Engrish: The dog has raised the wrong finger.

My cat read this….Then it came over and bit me.

Tying your lover with the dragrope, or lead, works wonders too.

If the dragrope doesn’t work, try the ball gag.

Does a bear sanitary in the park?

Yoyogi Park is the main park in Tokyo. I wonder where this magnificent sign is? Amazed that something this garbled still exists in such a number one tourist spot. Ah, life is good! Can imagine flocks of people standing around laughing and trying to unravel this one!

Smokey the Dog says only you can prevent park poop.

If dog has rabies it becomes scary hated indeed.

Has it been sock trained?

Yo, Yogi! “Let’s bear it in mind”!

On my way to garbage box I intended to take my house to my apartment but it throwing into the toilet.

CAUTION: Do not play park in dog

I did what it said and took my dog’s waste from home to home without throwing it to the restroom. Now my Neighborhood Watch committee wants me gone. I just can’t win here…