August 1st, 2015

Swirls accepted.

group-your-feces

I call this the Soft Serve.

Photo courtesy of Nicola. Found at the Taipei Zoo, Taiwan.

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July 31st, 2015

Don’t forget my wheat toast.

swallow-one

Does the Pond Scum special come with bacon?

Photo courtesy of Shawna Monson. Sweatshirt found in Shimonoseki, Japan.

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July 30th, 2015

Try the Dweeb, honey.

fried-sliced-dork

Do you still have nerd lo mein?

Photo courtesy of Alice Primrose. Found at Dumpling Yuan, Hong Kong.

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July 29th, 2015

Put on hold since we can’t hold it

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Photo courtesy of Henrik and Lina. Spotted at Beijing Airport.

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July 28th, 2015

Pregnant Parks have the best Park Rangers.

invalidity-pregnant-parks

Invalidity Births please use alley.

Photo courtesy of Hal Zabin. Found on bus in Beijing, China.

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July 27th, 2015

Try a pair!

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Photo courtesy of Tina Chen. Found at restaurant in Tianjin, China.

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July 26th, 2015

All your hymnals are belong to us.

korean-engrish-service

"For God so roved the world..."

Photo courtesy of Gail Yano.

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July 25th, 2015

It’s comforting for returning businessmen.

sorry-we-dont-change

Hey, aren't you the same bartender from 20 years ago?

Photo courtesy of Phil Philerd. Found at Narita Airport, Japan.

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July 24th, 2015

Acme Safe may fall

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Also watch out the coyote...

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Grossman. Found at Hua Shan Cliff, China.

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July 23rd, 2015

Dangerous squares.

head-attention

I'm only talking to head.

Photo courtesy of Grimy. Found in Jakarta, Indonesia.

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