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Children don’t develop their flavor until six.
You know I can’t eat that when I’m playing!
Photo courtesy of Teo Rynn.
Plum jelly imported from Taiwan.
(125 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)
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Children under 5 and video game players should not be eaten
The pecking order between cannibals seems to be a pretty complex thing.
if it does not peck slowly, the chicken will be choked.
Children below five are not ripe enough to be eaten, and old persons have become too chewy.
is that an african swallow or a european swallow that you do not attract one grain?
Soylent stinky tofu
Well its one way of getting rid of the young and old
Just be careful what you peck
@Huu Yuu | 4:04 am : The speed of the pecker is really important here. 😛
They may tell you they will swallow but you should take that with a grain of salt.
When old person and child edible, is that considered a balanced diet?
ISO022000 certified. Didn’t know you can certify a cannibal organization.
Look mate. If its OK by you. I’d rather partition Syria.
I see. The jam is indible, until it is five years old.
Is that to allow the toxins in the seeds to dissipate?
@Huu Yuu 0409. “I don’t know.” (Monty Python crew – The Holy Grail)
I El Duce approve of partioining.
Help! I have the chokes!
Peter Piper pecked the pick of pickled peckers.
Hmm. Try saying that one quickly, six times.
@jjhitt 0537 Well give ’em back. My motor won’t run when it is cold.
Speaking of chokes:
Q. Did you know that Linda lovelace’s mother died tragically?
A. Yes. She went down on the Titanic.
“We shale serve no child before it’s time.” -Earnest and Jullio Soylent
Just what species are these instructions for?
Contents: Plum jelly.
Instructions: Plumb crazy!
Please peck slowly – obviously this food is for the birds.
Dang them old peckers.
I don’t mind a couple of brats every now and then.
@Yu:
Now yer talkin’.
Brats with beer are the best!
You are allowed to chew the grains before swallowing. But you can’t swallow them whole.
Eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, however, when play[ing], is perfectly acceptable.
@Yu No Hoo: What do you think bratwurst is made from?
Don’t worry, i’ll peck your eyes slowly and painfully
@BigFatCat: They’re very skilled cannibals. Out standing in their field.
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Plums? Children?
I heard of the millionaires son, who wanted a cowboy outfit.
So, his father bought him the Queensland Government.
Haohan I possibly eat this?
Please peck slowly, but sharpen your beak first. Swallow slowly to avoid chokes and reach gizzard.
But they taste best under 5!
CAUTION:
Package contains children.
Best consumed six years after package date
– signed the society of intelligent velociraptors
Also, don’t eat while playing or you will miss the chance to play with your food