No shirt, no shoe, no shoe in.
I’m the managen, are you the shoe?
Photo courtesy of D.
Found at a 5 star hotel in Wuhan, China.
(134 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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I’ll take the shoe out
The shoe must go on!
Managen shoes are in send on
Shoe fly, shoe!
To shoe, or not to shoe, that is the shoe-in.
If you need to take a shoe, please send the shoe on the shoe in toilet.
Talk to the assistant manager and you will be soft-shoed.
Shoe.
Whoever made this translation should be shoe’ed.
I called 6571, and I was shooed away.
Maybe the “s” is silent?
Officer Crabtree, is that you?
But what if you need to glove?
Called the Assistant Manager, an old woman answered the phone and I was sent some broth without any bread. Then she came , whipped me and put me to bed.
Oh, no! It’s that man agen!
Yo dawg, we heard you like shoes so we put a shoe in your shoe in.
A hotel perfect for the most shoesy customer.
I don’t need to shoe any more, I just shod my pants!
Hey, we didn’t rent this room for the shoes – we came here to have sox!
@DnT 0454. Didn’t know you were from NZ.
If you find our manager, please return him. Our assistant managen can’t spell.
We are the dontpedology specialists.
(portmanteau word for ‘putting one’s foot in one’s mouth….My invention))
With all those shoes I don’t know if I could foot the bill.
@Huu Yuu | 4:03 am: Ed Sullivan, is that you?
After first I wanted to put my left shoe in
But then I decided put my left shoe out
then, of course, I shook it all about
@Marum | 5:15 am: That’s a dirty word, mate. Look up the meaning of pedology.
Tel. is too shoort
Is Assiston Managen close relative to Arnold Schwarzenegger?
@DnT . 0532. EDIT: Dontopodology
1. Pes Pedis = a foot. Latin root thus Podiatrist or Chiropodist.
2 Paedis = a boy. Greek root Paediatrician .
Getting my Gleek and Ratin loots mixed up.
♫ You send one shoe in, and send one shoe out….it’s what shoeing’s all about! ♫
唉,行李员!!!!
看看在那里你走啊!!!
别蹋蓝色麂皮鞋!!!
懂不懂???
Translation:
Hey, Bellhop, watch where’s you’re walkin’, willya?
Don’t step on my blue suede shoes!
Capisce?
That hotel is 5 Stars, out of a possible 100 though.
Of course I need to shoe[s]. It would be ridiculous just to get ONE shoe.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Yo Dawg, I heard you like shoes, so I put a shoe on the shoe in so you could shoe if you need to shoe
Crud, I should have contacted the Assistont Managen before I posted.
Managen – Def:
A Chinese knock-off clone of Dilbert’s useless pointy-haired boss.
Managen – Def (2):
What you get when you mix a mannequin and a manager.
I saw a kid with only one shoe on his foot, and I asked, “Did you you lose a shoe?”, and he said “No, I *found* one!”
No, I’m perfectly content to flip-flop. I’m a bit of a loafer, so someone needs to give me a boot every now and again.
Excshoes me, I was wanting to watch My Left Shoe starring Daniel
Day-Shoeis but I couldn’t find it.
Most of your stuff is just trashy reality TV shoes…
♫ Away in a managen
No box for a shoe
The little lord Shoesus
Lay down his sweet shoe
The shoes in the sky
Look down where he lay
The little Lord Shoesus
Asleep on the hay
The cattle are shooing
The poor baby wakes
But little Lord Shoesus
No crying he makes
I love thee Lord Shoesus
Look down from the shoe
And shoe by my cradle
‘Til morning is nigh
Nope I don’t need to shoe.
Go away . . . just SHOO !
@iLock: Follow the sandal!!!!
That Managen has no sole!!!!!!!!!!
I heard you like shoes so I put some shoes in your shoes so you can show while you shoe!
*shoe while you shoe