Shrimp: sluts of the sea.

Shrimp: sluts of the sea.

posted on 17 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

gonorrhea-hot-spring-shrimp

Photo courtesy of Cate Bridenstine.
Found on Jade Island, Taiwan.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

That’s it no more seafood

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Fish in brown sauce. That is the chicken of the toilet sea.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The fish in brown sauce is a worry too

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

North or South gonorrhoea?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

hot spring shrimp — straight from the nearest brothel.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Bau zhuowei, I’ll have a fish fillet.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Better use a condiment.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It actually sounds more like the water in Hong Kong harbour.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You know. The stuff they cook the fish in, on those floating restaurants.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

When the seaweed couple gets in a roe with each other, it is a gentle breeze compared to the shrimp.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually. If it is a mantis shrimp, it could be a logical place to go, for quick bang.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

They also offer steamed Syphilis Asian Carp

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Our craps are HIV free.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We originally thought it was Gonorrhoea, but it turned out to be Mycoplasma Genitalium.

We apologize, if our mistake had you running.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Little boy goes into a brothel with his piggybank.

“I would like to have sex with your worst venereal disease infected girl.” He requests.

Madam: “Why would you lik that sonny?” she asks.

LB. “Well. My babysitter like little boys, therefore she will get the jack from me. My dad screws the babysitter whenever mum isn’t around, so he will get it. Then mum will get it from him. Mum has sex with milkman, when dad is at work. So, then the bastard who ran over my cat last night, will catch the pox.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

All our foods are GMO – Genital Modified Orgasms.

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Uhhh…waiter, i’m gonna need a bottle of vodka to marinate my shrimp in, please.

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Better yet, waiter…boil ’em first, m’kay?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Get our popular hot dish before it’s gone, gone, gonorrhea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Let’s all clap for the cook!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That’s why the shrimp is the “catch” of the day.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The brown sauce is what happens when the fried horse crap is too wet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I knew it! The hot spring is the reason it burns when I pee!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

The shrimp are served with a side of crabs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Gentle breeze seaweed roe – Is that the blow job that started the problem with the shrimp?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Big problem for pr0n stars.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Yaws of the sea.

Geo
Geo
6 years ago

Fish in… BROWN sauce? If it has to be named so ambiguously (lots of brown sauces exist), I don’t even want to know what it is. Oh well… anything’s better than the Gonorrhea shrimp.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I will go nowhere near this. If I am making the payments on someone’s Porsche I want to b th on driving it.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I think it started when “crab” became “clap”….

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Sorry, we meant diarrhea.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Our shrimp are so poor the only place they can afford to vacation is Gonorrhea Hot Springs.

If you want them without VD, it’ll cost you more.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Nope thanks.
Diarrhoea is already too much.

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