Ugh, I hate lime. - Engrish.com

Ugh, I hate lime.

posted on 12 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-horse-crap

With an oaty overtone…

Photo courtesy of Supapij Na Ayudhya.
Menu from Thailand. 

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coffeebot
10 years ago

The craptions here stink.

coffeebot
10 years ago

This is even better than king crap!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Why does it need to be fried? It’s already steaming.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

500G of horse crap = 250G of Bart’s.
‘Pears they watch the Simpsons in Thailand

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Hack orf farang.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

A specialty for a certain character from “Back to the Future”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

It was sitting on the hot street for a very long time.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

The lome us alwats a nice touch

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I prefer mine poached

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

I prefer flied horse crap with rime. Extra protein, as my grandfather would say.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The horse died of Lyme disease.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@BFC 0406 I’ll give you a big tick for that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I sometimes add lime to my compost but I’ve never fried any of it!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

OK… you put the lime in the coconut, then what happened?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

When I asked for a Country Breakfast, I had something else in mind.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

So, is this considered vegan or not?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Cat crap is better with sand – as much as it takes to bury it!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

Waiter, there’s a fly in my horse crap.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

After-dinner mint anyone?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

1/2 Kg? Around here they measure horse crap by the bagful and the going rate is $2 a bag. The farmer’s kids get extra pocket money that way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Is it race-horse crap? I’m steroid intolerant.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Salt…or even curry…won’t help either.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Uh, waiter…this is Thailand.
Does that Horse Crap with Lime LEAF or Lime FRUIT???

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

A half a kilo?
Good grief, that’s a bit more than a full pound in weight!
That’s a ginormous puck of horse hockey!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:36 am: Isn’t that what you ordered, sir? Flied horse crap?

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

Is this considered street food?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Don’t order the pee soup They get it from the same horse.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! There’s lime in my crap!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mmmmm … Horse flies!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

@jjhitt 4:30 am:

Coconut does have laxative properties in it.

Maybe that’s how they obtain the 1/2 Kilo!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

At today’s exchange rate, 275 baht is USD $7.81.
Man, that’s some EXPENSIVE sh*t…

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

A beverage with your crap, sir?
Yes, I’d like a cup of COFFEF please.

Geo
Geo
10 years ago

Never mind them being up front about the horse crap, I want to make sure that’s JUICE in my cup…

Classic Steve
10 years ago

The lime really sells it.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Twist: It’s limeSTONE.

Myself
10 years ago

This has been posted before! Hey Engrish webmaster, if you’re posting duplicates, why don’t you post the Engrish I submitted instead? I sent in some Engrish a few weeks ago and it hasn’t been posted.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Pete: Lime beans

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

It’s the lime that gives it that certain je ne sais quoi.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

275 Bahts for a Donald Trump speech? No thanks.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

I’ll have one fried horse crap with lime, hold the lime and my nose.

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