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You know I can’t eat mushrooms…

posted on 26 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

bacteria-corrosion-fish

Would you like some penicillin with that?

Photo courtesy of L.G.
Menu found in China.

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As long as it’s crispy…

posted on 23 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crispy-crap

Oh, and I’ll have that fizzy stuff.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in Vienna, Austria.

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It’s whats for breakfast

posted on 16 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

breakfast-bowel

Photo courtesy of Christine LaFroscia.
Found in Hangzhou, China. 

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Shrimp never liked that cabbage…

posted on 15 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

menu

Photo courtesy of Jack Bonner.
Menu found in China.

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This little piggy…disappeared.

posted on 6 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

kill-pig-food

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Found in China.

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Can’t find good help.

posted on 4 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

lttle-stupid-chicken

…and don’t use all the butter!

Photo courtesy of N.S.
Menu found in China.

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Old Hannibal Lecter recipe.

posted on 24 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

flesh-cocktail

Photo courtesy of Kirill Kuzmin.
Menu found in Tajikistan.

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It’s a proprietary recipe…

posted on 22 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

trademark-flowers-groping

Photo courtesy of Harry Linzer.
Menu from a restaurant in Shenzhen, China.

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You’re paying for the attitude…

posted on 19 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

Acting-Special

Photo courtesy of Harry Linzer.
Found at restaurant in Shanghai Pudong Airport.

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Undersea addiction is no joke.

posted on 14 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-rice-with-crab-meth

Don’t get the meth–the fried rice is a narc.

Photo courtesy of Kevin Does.
Found in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

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