Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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You know what… wink wink.
Squirt guns available upon request.
Photo courtesy of Oliver Papa.
Found at restaurant bathroom in Japan.
(59 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
Loading...Yeah, because I take magnetic balls everywhere…
It’s also very danger to leave on floor.
Photo courtesy of Doyle.
Instructions from little magnet balls.
(79 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...Quicker installation if you don’t read the instructions.
Problem is you didn’t do to anti…
Photo courtesy of G.U.
Mosquito net imported from China.
(83 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...Please cut only adults.
Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Found in China.
(90 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...There’s a methodto themadness.
Photo courtesy of Paula Fegan.
(58 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...I used to dehydrate mops as a kid…
Photo courtesy of Gav.
Mop made in China.
(77 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...Mankind’s worst enemy, the elusive chothes sandwich.
Photo courtesy of Seth Myers.
Found in China.
(103 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...Step one, find small aircraft.
Photo courtesy of David E.
(97 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)Loading...Billy, you can pull my finger when you’re 4…
Photo courtesy of Laura Hatten.
(114 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)Loading...This is why I have orthotics.
Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.
(67 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...
