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Yes of course you’re allowed to not smoke…
posted on 27 Jul 2023 in Instructions
I would buy if the store was on…
Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found at an Internet Cafe in Tokyo.
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Am I allowed to consider shoving the cellular phone in the exit hole of whomever wrote this sign?
The entrance hole is a worry.
Help – my hovercraft is full of entrance holes !
There might be the slight possibility that you could imagine that smoking is perhaps not entirely accepted behavior in this cafe.
So smoking and cell phone don’t mix.
If a smoking room becomes a burning room, please prohibit it.
Prohibition always leads to bootlegging.
Open wide. I wish to give you a telephone call.
If manners mode not found, try switching store OFF and ON again,
I cooperation-wish-do wah diddy wah diddy. Is there a room for that?
Putting your mobile phone in an entrance hole, seems curiously perverted.
Waiter: smoking is prohibited here !
Me: Ceci n’est pas un pipe.
@Marum: Oh, I’ve seen that video!
My cooperation-wish-do is on the fritz.
NEWNEW? That’s news to me.
Consider use of the smoking as a prohibition here.
Smoking in entrance hole is now mandatory.
♪♫ It’s my cell and I’ll smoke it as fast as I want to… ♬♫
Manners mode now ON. Prohibition room right OFF. Thank you very once.
After much thought, I would think that putting anything containing a Lithium Battery in an entrance hole, would be covered by any warranty I could envisage..
I have this mental picture; of a vibrator emitting a roar and a cloud of smoke, and setting someone’s pussy on fire.
Much like the bloke who had his Samsung in his pants’ pocket when the battery shorted. Damn near roasted his nuts.
Apologia. Mr. J. Cash.
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
Although I business-wish-do, I find your rules too restrictive, and will go instead to an OFF store.
I must say, your booth is a smoking hot entrance hole.
Use your own “Entrance Hole”, you filthy beast!