Yes of course you’re allowed to not smoke…

Yes of course you’re allowed to not smoke…

posted on 27 Jul 2023 in Instructions

I would buy if the store was on…

Photo courtesy of Cameron Tovey.
Found at an Internet Cafe in Tokyo. 

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DrLex
DrLex
6 months ago

Am I allowed to consider shoving the cellular phone in the exit hole of whomever wrote this sign?

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
6 months ago

The entrance hole is a worry.

Running Comment
Running Comment
6 months ago

Help – my hovercraft is full of entrance holes !

DrLex
DrLex
6 months ago

There might be the slight possibility that you could imagine that smoking is perhaps not entirely accepted behavior in this cafe.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
6 months ago

So smoking and cell phone don’t mix.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

If a smoking room becomes a burning room, please prohibit it.

Running Comment
Running Comment
6 months ago

Prohibition always leads to bootlegging.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

Open wide. I wish to give you a telephone call.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

If manners mode not found, try switching store OFF and ON again,

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

I cooperation-wish-do wah diddy wah diddy. Is there a room for that?

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Putting your mobile phone in an entrance hole, seems curiously perverted.

Running Comment
Running Comment
6 months ago

Waiter: smoking is prohibited here !
Me: Ceci n’est pas un pipe.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

@Marum: Oh, I’ve seen that video!

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 months ago

My cooperation-wish-do is on the fritz.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 months ago

NEWNEW? That’s news to me.

Sharon
Sharon
6 months ago

Consider use of the smoking as a prohibition here.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Smoking in entrance hole is now mandatory.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

♪♫ It’s my cell and I’ll smoke it as fast as I want to… ♬♫

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
6 months ago

Manners mode now ON. Prohibition room right OFF. Thank you very once.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

After much thought, I would think that putting anything containing a Lithium Battery in an entrance hole, would be covered by any warranty I could envisage..

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

I have this mental picture; of a vibrator emitting a roar and a cloud of smoke, and setting someone’s pussy on fire.

Much like the bloke who had his Samsung in his pants’ pocket when the battery shorted. Damn near roasted his nuts.

Marum
Marum
6 months ago

Apologia. Mr. J. Cash.

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

UCity
UCity
6 months ago

Although I business-wish-do, I find your rules too restrictive, and will go instead to an OFF store.

billy swanson
billy swanson
6 months ago

I must say, your booth is a smoking hot entrance hole.

P.D.
P.D.
6 months ago

Use your own “Entrance Hole”, you filthy beast!

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