Left is right, boys are girls…

My microphone jack is full of inserts.

Instructions unclear, laptop now stuck in ear, please help.

I must be doing it wrong, but then my ears are not hanging in the direction of the corner of the mouth…maybe that’s why

Hands downwards, this is the most unnecessary instruction so far.

Does Gary Larson know about this silver far side?

I feel awkward about taking advantage of ears hanging into ears.

Ahhh, stick it in your ear!

“Friends, Romans, Countrymen – lend me your earphones !”
– Marc Anthony

Ears hanging into ears may be a symptom of Möbius syndrome.

So where do you put your foot.

Where do you stick it!

The anatomy behind this is mind-boggling.

When I read written instructions I don’t expect to get an earful.

Some of the best rubbish I’ve read!