Left is right, boys are girls… - Engrish.com

Left is right, boys are girls…

posted on 14 May 2024 in Chinglish, Instructions

Hand downward if you want that opportunity…

Photo courtesy of Henry Chin.
Earphones from China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

My microphone jack is full of inserts.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Instructions unclear, laptop now stuck in ear, please help.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

I must be doing it wrong, but then my ears are not hanging in the direction of the corner of the mouth…maybe that’s why

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Hands downwards, this is the most unnecessary instruction so far.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Does Gary Larson know about this silver far side?

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

I feel awkward about taking advantage of ears hanging into ears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Ahhh, stick it in your ear!

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

“Friends, Romans, Countrymen – lend me your earphones !”
– Marc Anthony

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Ears hanging into ears may be a symptom of Möbius syndrome.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
2 years ago

So where do you put your foot.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
2 years ago

Where do you stick it!

Conventi
Conventi
2 years ago

The anatomy behind this is mind-boggling.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

When I read written instructions I don’t expect to get an earful.

P.D.
P.D.
2 years ago

Some of the best rubbish I’ve read!

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