I was forbid the short circuit, and Bang…

I was forbid the short circuit, and Bang…

posted on 22 Jul 2023 in Chinglish, Instructions

Time and tide defend no man…

Photo courtesy of Robert O.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

Bang! When words collide.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

The fire source is what makes the f*cking crazy hot noodles so spicy.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
7 months ago

So does its swim or does just go bang.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
7 months ago

The joy of a language translator.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

Pay attention to the tide or you will be charged with battery.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

Strictlying is much harder than normal lying.

DrLex
DrLex
7 months ago

Poetry isn’t what it used to be.

Running Comment
Running Comment
7 months ago

True genius resides in the ability to assess uncertain, hazardous and conflicting information.

DrLex
DrLex
7 months ago

You have been strictlying for too long, dude. It’s time to release the pressure.
Bang

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

The attention defends the tide, but the translator is all at sea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 months ago

If you can’t forbid the short circuit you’ll need to re-fuse it.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
7 months ago

[to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates while still smoldering]:

I refreshed and specified my Charger — then Bang’s my uncle!

coffeebot
coffeebot
7 months ago

Only YOU can prevent occurrence bang.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

A “bang” is always better than a “crang”.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

When in China. do as the Chineesee do.

“Embrace the recurrent bang.”

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

I was with my lady in the back seat, when suddenly occurrence bangee bangee.

Marum
Marum
7 months ago

Lithium Battery swell up first, then go bang.

Chinese Lady go bang first, then swell up.

P.D.
P.D.
7 months ago

In order to make the battery bang, specify the tide is salt water, then apply current!

BANG!

Gibberish. Absolute Gibberish.

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