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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
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It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
I was forbid the short circuit, and Bang…
Time and tide defend no man…
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Bang! When words collide.
The fire source is what makes the f*cking crazy hot noodles so spicy.
So does its swim or does just go bang.
The joy of a language translator.
Pay attention to the tide or you will be charged with battery.
Strictlying is much harder than normal lying.
Poetry isn’t what it used to be.
True genius resides in the ability to assess uncertain, hazardous and conflicting information.
You have been strictlying for too long, dude. It’s time to release the pressure.
Bang
The attention defends the tide, but the translator is all at sea.
If you can’t forbid the short circuit you’ll need to re-fuse it.
[to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates while still smoldering]:
I refreshed and specified my Charger — then Bang’s my uncle!
Only YOU can prevent occurrence bang.
A “bang” is always better than a “crang”.
When in China. do as the Chineesee do.
“Embrace the recurrent bang.”
I was with my lady in the back seat, when suddenly occurrence bangee bangee.
Lithium Battery swell up first, then go bang.
Chinese Lady go bang first, then swell up.
In order to make the battery bang, specify the tide is salt water, then apply current!
BANG!
Gibberish. Absolute Gibberish.