I was forbid the short circuit, and Bang…

I was forbid the short circuit, and Bang…

posted on 22 Jul 2023 in Chinglish, Instructions

Time and tide defend no man…

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

Bang! When words collide.

Running Comment
Running Comment
11 months ago

The fire source is what makes the f*cking crazy hot noodles so spicy.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
11 months ago

So does its swim or does just go bang.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
11 months ago

The joy of a language translator.

Running Comment
Running Comment
11 months ago

Pay attention to the tide or you will be charged with battery.

Running Comment
Running Comment
11 months ago

Strictlying is much harder than normal lying.

DrLex
DrLex
11 months ago

Poetry isn’t what it used to be.

Running Comment
Running Comment
11 months ago

True genius resides in the ability to assess uncertain, hazardous and conflicting information.

DrLex
DrLex
11 months ago

You have been strictlying for too long, dude. It’s time to release the pressure.
Bang

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

The attention defends the tide, but the translator is all at sea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 months ago

If you can’t forbid the short circuit you’ll need to re-fuse it.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
11 months ago

[to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates while still smoldering]:

I refreshed and specified my Charger — then Bang’s my uncle!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 months ago

Only YOU can prevent occurrence bang.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

A “bang” is always better than a “crang”.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

When in China. do as the Chineesee do.

“Embrace the recurrent bang.”

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

I was with my lady in the back seat, when suddenly occurrence bangee bangee.

Marum
Marum
11 months ago

Lithium Battery swell up first, then go bang.

Chinese Lady go bang first, then swell up.

P.D.
P.D.
11 months ago

In order to make the battery bang, specify the tide is salt water, then apply current!

BANG!

Gibberish. Absolute Gibberish.

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