We’re trying to address the sudden influx of thick staffs…

We’re trying to address the sudden influx of thick staffs…

posted on 10 Feb 2024 in Instructions

To be fair, all our rooms are slippery…

Photo courtesy of Sonja C.
Found at a Japanese hotel. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
23 days ago

I never thought of leaning on a mirror, let alone adhere to one.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
23 days ago

A thermometer for the shower to make sure temperatures are normal.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
23 days ago

If you have to faucet, you’re doing it wrong.

Running Comment
Running Comment
23 days ago

The single most dangerous bathroom in the world !

DrLex
DrLex
23 days ago

I am all mind in the unit-bath while I’m throwing around my thick staff.

Running Comment
Running Comment
23 days ago

When the fire comes out, turn on faucet.

Running Comment
Running Comment
23 days ago

Mind over matter.

Running Comment
Running Comment
23 days ago

,,,and be sure to leave you swords at the Reception Desk.

Running Comment
Running Comment
23 days ago

Smoke and mirrors…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
23 days ago

That last caution doesn’t reflect well on the guests.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
23 days ago

If you really want the fire to come out, poke it with a thick staff.

coffeebot
coffeebot
23 days ago

Seems to be fire coming out of all the appliances,

The Dude
The Dude
23 days ago

How is the light even gonna play if you hang towels, clothes, curtain on its instrument?

Sharon
Sharon
23 days ago

There is a fire in the light’s instrument and we want it to make sure it stays there.

Sharon
Sharon
23 days ago

Adhere everything to the mirror for safety.

Sharon
Sharon
23 days ago

Making sure of the temperature is the point of no return. After that you have no other option but to use a shower or take a faucet.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Caution: Employees are not Mensa members but that is no reason to hold them up to the mirror and throw it at our thick staff.

Last edited 23 days ago by Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Warning: Do not use electric fire shower on your slippery unit.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

FOR HOTEL. See other lawyer card FOR HOME UNIT.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Ad campaign: Be a dear and please adhere — don’t hang staff with towel!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Confused guest: Why, yes, this IS my light instrument. I never travel with my heavy one.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

On reverse: For more info see toilet instructions on any Earth-Moon passenger flight.

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
23 days ago

Hey, now — the “fire come out warning” is from the wasabi sauce!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
22 days ago

If you see a crack in the mirror, turn around and admire the thick staff.

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