Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Nobody wants to suck anypsrt…
Before assemling, you ailoed to use seissors to trim anypsrt…
Photo courtesy of Perry Lam.
(33 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
Loading...Hi, I’m the shelf for Hand Warmer N04…
Hi, I’m Aunt Goddess. What the hell is that thing…
Photo courtesy of Trish L.
Instruction manual from a Chinese-manufactured
portable hand warmer.
(27 votes, average: 4.93 out of 5)Loading...Reuse toilet paper where possible…
Attention earchlings, take me to your leacer…
Photo courtesy of Lee S.
Found in China.
(20 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Left is right, boys are girls…
Hand downward if you want that opportunity…
Photo courtesy of Henry Chin.
Earphones from China.
(28 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...If you’re on fire, wait for further instructions…
It takes a lot more than being on fire to make me panic…
Photo courtesy of Bruce C.
Spotted at hotel in China.
(24 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Don’t be forgetfully…
Careful, or he’ll treat you like 3-month-old luggage…
Photo courtesy of Al Lambert.
Hotel info spotted in China.
(33 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)Loading...We’re trying to address the sudden influx of thick staffs…
To be fair, all our rooms are slippery…
Photo courtesy of Sonja C.
Found at a Japanese hotel.
(23 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)Loading...Keep your dirthy fingers pertneated…
Wash man is probably on the sofa…
Photo courtesy of Jason.
(30 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Classic mistake giving to the hole…
Photo courtesy of Dra.
Spotted in Japan.
(33 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Thanks, Dr Mengele…
I’ll be needing my skin back…
Photo courtesy of Patricia Yarrow, Tokyo.
Spotted at a changing room in a sports store.
(35 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...
