Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Try our Iced Pee
Photo courtesy of Aisha Abubakr.
(137 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
Loading...It’s adout time!
Follow? I’m having trouble READING the rules…
Photo courtesy of Emily Sehl.
(153 votes, average: 3.02 out of 5)Loading...Never without her permission
Precautions had to be made for Clinton’s visit…
Photo courtesy of ASV.
Found in Japan.
(281 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)Loading...Try their shampoo–it fights cancer
I heard plague causes cavities
Photo courtesy of S.B.
(176 votes, average: 3.12 out of 5)Loading...Oh, I’m gonna so ruin this toilet…
Please swallow nature.
Photo courtesy of A.P.
Posted outside public restroom in Guangzhou, China.
(170 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)Loading...Welcome to Hotel New Kamakura!
Photo courtesy of Teresa Lai.
Found at hotel in Kamakura, Japan.
(169 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Instructions for the Naughty Palace
Photo courtesy of Sara Bradford.
Sign outside of a playground in Cambodia.
(536 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)Loading...Then open the door to turn the knob
Photo courtesy of John Haines.
Found in China.
(323 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Plateau Travel Instructions
Photo courtesy of Jan Krogh.
Document that ppl must sign when entering
Tibet using the Beijing – Lhasa train.
(148 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Dude, I didn’t touch the towel…
Photo courtesy of Ulla McLean.
Found in Jainshui, China.
(263 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...
