Keep lil’ stinker safe

Keep lil’ stinker safe

posted on 15 Mar 2013 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Joe Easton.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Unless they’re rotten children

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

It’s really so simple:

– take out the screw
– push upward
– push downward
– on-off, up-down

Repeat these steps until no movement available

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

If they’re under 3 they certainly are.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I want money back – my Hazard choked to death!

Rm
Rm
11 years ago

The motion sensor can also pick up the sound and odour of pass by, apparently..

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

This actually led to the first incidence of Homer Simpson throttling Bart.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

If children under 3 can’t have small farts, who the heck can?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Is there a choking hazard for old farts?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

The interesting Fart is belong to me!

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Thank God I’m an old fart so don’t have to worry about this.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

A camera that can even photograph small farts? Shut up and take my money!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The motion sensor can pick up the movement of pass gas.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Wait, this methane detector is a choking hazard on itself? What’s the point?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

“O.K. boy! Let ‘er rip!”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Pull tiny finger gently.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

For larger farts, push upward and pull out the rotten child.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

No matter how small, farts are serious business…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

Hmmm….Most of us are more likely to choke on large farts.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
11 years ago

Safety alert: Only for use on stomach full of baked beans and onions.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Using push-up bra to take out the screw might help

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Large farts sold separately.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The motion sensor is completely silent…… but deadly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Warning: Do not install in enclosed places or near sources of combustion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Make sure to put batteries in the top. The bottom is where the small farts come out.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

‘I’m Lil Shit’
‘And I’m Lil F*cker’
‘And we approved this message.’

RT
RT
11 years ago

it sounds it silently or else it skips the beans again

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Mount the camera, but not in front of the children

Doctor Q
11 years ago

With this around, the children will never get gas again.

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