Never without her permission

Never without her permission

posted on 7 Jan 2013 in Instructions, Menus

Precautions had to be made for Clinton’s visit…

Photo courtesy of ASV.
Found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

They mightn’t like it

Mick
Mick
10 years ago

Failing to not enter the opposite sex in the room will result in a slappin’ you’ll never forget!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

No mention about same sex. Gay people are free to do what they want!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Just enter the opposite sex at the entrance.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

But to take off my life jacket has me decline

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

If you do, the opposite sex may take off her shoes the Iraqi way.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s hard to resist a maid in Japan

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

If I can’t enter her or eat her, what can I do? I know. I’ll indulge in a little foot-fetishism.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Exactly what are we not supposed to eat in a lounge?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It seems possible to violate all these prohibitions in a single act.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Will the last person to leave my girl friend please turn the lights off.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

What part of EXIT ONLY do you not understand, buddy?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“You have to be size 8 or larger for this ride.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: You’ve been entered!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Please to use outside.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Is it at least allowed to eat on the street with my shoes on, and just watch the whole show through the window?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– How would you like your sex, Sir?
– Medium-opposite, please.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Worst brothel ever.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

So hand jobs in the room are allowed?

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

You say not in the room, but the last time I tried that outside people got REALLY upset.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Don’t eat in a lounge, all they serve is lizard meat.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Enter The Dragon!

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

don’t lounge, stand or sit up straight before eating.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

When the Duke of Wellington strode into the room and entered Lady Hamilton, I hope he took his boots and spurs off first.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

S & M means never having to say you are sorry.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Wait until you’ve taken the opposite sex elsewhere. Our hourly rooms for instance.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Wait until you’ve taken the opposite sex elsewhere. Our hourly rooms for instance.

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

Don’t enter the opposite sex in the room,

but enter the same sex at the backroom.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Just do it in the lounge.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

It’s the Annual Anorexic Barefoot Gay Orgy!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Fortunately I have no intention to do so whatsoever.

forrest
forrest
10 years ago

In other words, don’t come inside.

upuaut
upuaut
10 years ago

Enter the opposite sex the back door only.

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