Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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Care! Something is dangerous.

posted on 4 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Something this way come…

Photo courtesy of Alex B.
Found in China. 

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I was looking for a magnetism address…

posted on 26 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Do you have exquisite article?

Photo courtesy of Ali Ezzeddine.
Found in Yiwu, China.

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Person 2.0 available

posted on 25 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

The price is steep.

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnston.
Found in Xi’an, Shaanxi, China.

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Oh, I suppose you want me to hold it for the bathroom?

posted on 24 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Please inquire about other bodily functions.

Photo courtesy of Dan Kuehner.
Seen inside the Benxi underground river cave, in Liaoning, China.  

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We look forward to worshipping you

posted on 23 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Shall I turn the bed, Lord?

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnson.
Found in the “services” booklet provided by a hotel in Jiaozuo, Henan, China.

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Did we mention thickbamboolotussavory?

posted on 21 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Slippery chicken, ad hoc, and griskin come with instructions.

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnston.
Menu found in Henan, China. 

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Maoling Museum Looperation

posted on 19 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of  Yaofeng Chen.
Found in China. 

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But she seems like such a sweet girl…

posted on 18 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Bill Bright.
Cereal from China. 

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I’m bigilant.

posted on 17 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Do they vite?

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Altman.
Sign at Ximen Reservoir, Longtan, Taiwan

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Hand over the friend and nobody gets hurt…

posted on 16 Feb 2014 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Clothing

We’re long past the time of lonesomely

Photo courtesy of Michelle La Cour.
Back side of the box for a doll named Bettina.

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